Reading this will save your life
No blind folds or surgeons knives
Raw mincemeat on real ice burgs
Real pound coins up mini skirts
In full view of the afternoon
To undertake a scheme this size
A million fish are packed in ice
Served up all a minute early
The whole chimp race sold into slavery
Signal to the master plan
Send a monkey not a man he'll be fine once he gets there
Enough canned worms to make him stare
A change in nature
A flash of space on our front page
Able lives to land his cage
A change in nature
Delivery notice something wrong
A rescued man that lives too long
An indian chief in world war three left alive in sympathy
The curled up mother of the destined twins
To grow up week on food from tins
Generation tv shy when asked the colour of the sky said grey
Whiteblack oh my oh my
Signal to the master plan
Send a monkey not a man he'll be fine once he gets there
Enough canned worms to make him stare
A change in nature
A flash of space on our front page
Able lives to land his cage
A change in nature
Daylight this time in full view
Of the afternoon sometimes sometimes
Its too much never enough
Its too much
Left to chance the queen escapes
Kingdom lost all space invades
A careless implant in her sides
Leaves her sterile bald and blind
Apologies are overdue
A baby boy is raised by wolves
Abandonned by a swimming pool
His mother made the headlines cry
Lost boy found alive no lie
Signal to the master plan
Send a monkey not a man
He'll be fine once he gets there
Enough canned worms to make him stare
A change in nature
A flash of space on our front page
Able lives to land his cage
A change in nature