[00:02.00]Paul Simon - The Afterlife
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[00:29.34]After I died, and the make up had dried, I went back to my place.
[00:35.41]No moon that night, but a heavenly light shone on my face.
[00:40.91]Still I thought it was odd, there was no sign of God just to usher me in.
[00:46.39]Then a voice from above, sugar coated with love, said "Let us begin".
[02:23.44][02:17.68][01:31.97][01:26.41][00:57.90][00:51.98]You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line.
[01:03.52]OK, a new kid in school, got to follow the rule, you got to learn the routine.
[01:09.19]Woah, there's a girl over there, with the sunshiny hair, like a homecomin' queen.
[01:14.88]I said, "Hey, what you say? It's a glorious day, by the way how long you been dead?"
[01:20.84]Maybe you, maybe me, maybe baby makes three, but she just shook her head...
[01:55.08]Buddha and Moses and all the noses from narrow to flat,
[02:00.78]Had to stand in the line, just to glimpse the divine, what you think about that?
[02:06.31]Well it seems like our fate to suffer and wait for the knowledge we seek.
[02:12.09]It's all His design, no one cuts in the line, no one here likes a sneak
[02:46.34]After you climb, up the ladder of time, the Lord God is here.
[02:52.28]Face to face, in the vastness of space, your words disappear.
[02:58.05]And you feel like swimming in an ocean of love, and the current is strong.
[03:03.43]But all that remains when you try to explain is a fragment of song...
[03:09.26]Lord is it, Be-Bop-A-Lula or Ooh-Poppa-Do
[03:14.93]Lord, Be-Bop-A-Lula or Ooh-Poppa-Do
[03:20.64]Be-Bop-A-Lula
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