In a village in old siam, sir, there's a lady who's lost her way. In an effort to find a man, sir, she found herself in the old uk. She waited 'round in walthamstowe, she skated 'round in scarborough. She waited 'round in walthamstowe, she skated 'round in scarborough. In a village in old east end, sir, she mea fellow who made her real. Took her rushes to show, this man, sir, He met her dad at the wedding meal. - guitar solo - In a letter from old siam, sir, came an awful tale of woe. She decided the only answer was to get off a pile of dough. She waited 'round in walthamstowe, she skated 'round in scarborough. She waited 'round in walthamstowe, she skated 'round in scarborough. When a relative told her man, sir, he directed her not to stay. In a village in old siam, sir, there's a lady who'se lost her way. - guitar solo - In a village in old siam, sir, there's a lady who'se lost her way. In an effort to find a man, sir, she found herself in the old uk. She waited 'round in walthamstowe, she skated 'round in scarborough. She waited 'round in walthamstowe, she skated 'round in scarborough. + repeat first two lines of last verse, then repeat until fade: Walthamstowe . . . scarborough . . .