[00:00.039]Huh-huh! Huh-huh
[00:02.011](Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
[00:05.970](Aye-aye-aye-aye)
[00:09.952]A lady that I know just came from Columbia
[00:13.958]She smiled because I did not understand
[00:17.975]Then she held out some marijuani ha-ha
[00:22.074]She said it was the best in all the land
[00:25.681]And I said:No no no no , I don't smoke it no more
[00:30.055]I'm tired of waking up on the floor
[00:34.275]No thank you please, It only makes me sneeze
[00:38.305]And then it makes it hard to find the door
[00:42.410](Ah-ah-aye-aye)
[00:44.753]A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain
[00:48.252]She smiled because I did not understand
[00:52.606]Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine
[00:56.306]She said it was the best in all the land
[01:00.025]And I said:No no no no ,I don't sniff it no more
[01:04.599]I'm tired of waking up on the floor
[01:08.698]No thank you please it only makes me sneeze
[01:12.519]And then it makes it hard to find the door
[01:17.590](Aye-aye-aye-aye)
[01:21.375](Aye-aye-aye-aye)
[01:25.448](Aye-aye-aye-aye)
[01:29.011](Aye-aye-aye)
[01:34.895]A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee Oh
[01:39.012]He smiled because I did not understand
[01:43.258]Then he held out ,Some moonshine whiskey oh-ho
[01:46.987]He said it was the best in all the land
[01:50.657]And I said:No no no no,I don't drink it no more
[01:54.943]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
[01:59.250]No thank you please it only makes me sneeze
[02:03.301]And then it makes it hard to find the door
[02:06.769]Well I said:No no no no, I can't take it no more
[02:11.126]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
[02:15.379]No thank you please it only makes me sneeze
[02:19.459]And then it makes it hard to find the door
[02:22.200]Hey! Yeah!!~
[02:26.072]"I'll just have another drink barman,have you got a large brandy......?"
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