作词 : Gating, Noble, Roy, Stewart ...
Hard enough that 
I can chew a whole bag of rocks
Hyah! Attention to all you punk mother*******s out there(Uh-huh uh-huh, check it out, check it out)
Funky Noble 
Productions represent for the nine-four and nine-five area
Reggie Noble and 
Rockwilder in the house for the nizzow
If you don't know you might as well close your biz out(To my peeps in Queens)
Yeah, ohh *************t, yo, it's a bird(Nah I thought that *************t was a ****** plane dude)
Nah nah nah, it's 
Soop, Soop, 
Soop-a-man
It's onHah
Well it's the 
Soopaman Lovah in your mother****** town
Get down go round and round like shocks on your 
G-spotHoneydip, now all of y'all up in that funny *************t
But I ain't switched, still a honeydip is a honey*************
In the mix! 
So ******* be lookin fly and 
I'll run in em
With they toes and nails done, hair wrapped up with pins in em
Fifty-four eleven 
Reebox ************* which you need not
To do is get fly, cause where 
I'm from, ******* get speed knots
Slow your monkey ass down and hold your horses
Don't wanna know your name don't wanna know none of your sources
Just fix me, with a quickie, 
I swear more 
Lake's than 
RickiSo bad 
I use my X-
Ray vision to give y'all ******s a hickie
And plus the ****** 
I puff is from the planet of 
Cheech and 
ChongWhere the earth is chronic, and 
How To Roll a 
Blunt is the theme song
Oooh you makin me horny! 
Well uhh, let me wipe that wetness for ya
Slurped and burped, got that ************* more open than my door do
Let's take a journey up in the stars where 
I live atWhere 
I ************* Jane, 
Judy Jetson, and that robot *************-ah
Grab onto the cape and uhh 
I said before 
I took her
Don't choke me
And it's up up and away 
I took the hooker
And it's on
We landed on my planet, we smoked out like a ************* up
Bought a dime from 
Jabba the 
Hut and some uncut for the hooker
She said, "I don't sniff blow I just smoke ****** to get me hornySo I'm nothin like that ************* in your last Soopaman Lovah story."
You go girl! 
But I didn't believe her, had to make sure
Where you from, the projects? "Yeahhhh, but I'm singleYou needed a quickie and I'm just that ************* to break you off, ***************y *************'s so good, it tickle my legs when I walk!"
Oh really, just show me a couple of ways how you'll thrill me
She lifted up her dress and the whole area got chilly"So what you think of that?" 
I threw that ************* back on my back
*************t I live ten miles away, but 
I made it fo' seconds flat
I lived in the same building with 
Mr. Spock and 
Captain Kirk
Got R2D2 and 
Mork from 
Ork puttin in work
See I got the block sewn "oooh baby let's get it on!"
About time, 
I opened the door she had her ass and ************* showin
She rushed me to the room and stripped me out of my attire
She tied me to the bedposts then she lit the room on fire
She took out a scarf wrapped it around my eyes till 
I was blind
But with my 
X-Ray vision 
I saw the icepick from behind
So I broke out the ropes, smacked the hoe, then suplexed her
She pulled out a 
Tec and wet my chest with the 
S1's"Oh *************t I'm shot!" 
There was blood all over my finger
I think I left my other bulletproof suit in the cleaner
She gave a whistle, they came in crews, word is bond
It was a bunch of 
Martian ******* with bodysuits and platforms"Damn, I gotta think of a plan, whatamIdo?Did Superman have a gun?" 
Nah, but the 
Soopaman Lovah do
So I pulled out the fo'-fifth, left the ******* open
Had another clip in case some mo' ******* want mo' *************t
And I saw that trick 
Bewitched flying on her broomstick
Pa-dow! Shot her down because 
I leave no witness
Job well done 
I cleaned myself in a hurry
Oops! Gotta catch this blunt session
With I Dream of 
Jeannie and 
Kieth Murray
Aiyyyo-yo-yo 
Keith aiyyo what's up?
Aiyyo