作词 : Pollard
Chance to buy an island- I'll sell it to you 
It's not so bad 
Check out the "FOR SALE" sign- It's for you 
And hey, it's really nice 
Can I offer you a find? 
Can I oil your rusty mind? 
If I tell you all I know 
Can I pack it up and go?
And now you're ten years colder 
At least you're alive 
And that's not too bad 
And you can't afford an island
Put it up for sale 
And hey, don't think twice