[00:01.31]I got a feelin' that you could be feelin' [00:05.91]A whole lot better than you feel today [00:10.39]You say you got a problem...well, that's no problem! [00:14.65]It's super easy not to feel that way [00:19.79]When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head [00:24.02]Don't feel those feelings – hold them in instead! [00:32.05]Turn it off! [00:33.51]Like a light switch [00:34.81]Just go 'click'! [00:36.18]It's a cool little Mormon trick [00:38.91]We do it all the time [00:41.41]When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right [00:44.42]Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light [00:47.62]And turn 'em off!! [00:49.04]Like a light switch [00:50.58]Just go 'bap'! [00:51.92]Really, what's so hard about that? [00:54.71]Turn it off! [00:56.20]Turn it off! [01:00.03]When I was young, my Dad would treat my Mom real bad [01:02.46]Every time the Utah Jazz would lose [01:05.31]He'd start a-drinkin', and I'd start a-thinkin' [01:08.28]How'm I gonna keep my Mom from getting abused? [01:12.38]I'd see her all scared and my soul was dyin'! [01:16.97]My Dad would say to me, 'Now don't you dare start crying! [01:24.37]Turn it off! [01:25.66]Like a light switch [01:27.28]Just go 'flick'! [01:28.53]It's our nifty little Mormon trick! [01:31.42]Turn it off! [01:33.24]Turn. It. Off! [01:36.82]My sister was a dancer, but she got cancer [01:39.09]The doctor said she still had two months more [01:41.99]I thought she had time, so I got in line [01:44.80]For the new iPhone at the Apple Store [01:48.56]She laid there dying with my Father and Mother [01:53.09]Her very last words were, "Where is my brother?" [02:00.25]Turn it off! (Yeah!) [02:01.76]Bid those sad feelings adieu! [02:04.57]The fear that I might get cancer too... [02:12.02]When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade (Oooh, Steve Blade...) [02:16.34]He and I were close as two friends could be (We could be close...) [02:19.96]One thing led to another, and soon I would discover (Wow!) [02:23.73]I was having really strange feelings for Steve...all alone...) [02:28.17]I thought about us on a deserted island (We're all alone...) [02:32.40]We'd swim naked in the sea, and then he'd try and [02:39.86]Woah! Turn it off [02:42.06]Like a light switch [02:43.80]There it's gone! (Good for you!) [02:45.32]My hetero side just won! [02:48.43]I'm all better now [02:50.14]Boys should be with girls – that's Heavenly Father's plan [02:53.00]So, if you ever feel you'd rather be with a man [02:55.96]Turn it off! [02:56.82]Well, Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts. Just so long as you never act upon them. [03:02.72]No, 'cause then you're just keepin' it down [03:06.02]Like a dimmer switch on "low"... (On "low"...) [03:09.13]Thinking nobody needs to know (Uh oh...) [03:12.16]But that's not true! [03:14.12]Being gay is bad, but lying is worse [03:17.01]So just realize you have a curable curse [03:19.77]And turn it off! (Turn it off!) [03:21.84]Turn it off! [03:22.99]Turn it off! [03:50.95]Now, how do you feel? [03:52.46]The same. [03:55.97]Then you've only got yourself to blame [03:56.55]You didn't pretend hard enough [03:58.59]Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes [04:02.10]Then find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT! [04:04.91]Okay? [04:06.54]No, no...I'm not having gay thoughts! [04:09.16]Alright! It worked! (Yay!) [04:12.93]He turned it off... [04:14.86]Turn it off... [04:16.25]Turn it off! [04:17.12]Turn it off! (Turn it off!) [04:21.36]Like a light switch [04:22.69]Just go 'click'! (Click click!) [04:23.99]What a cool little Mormon trick (Trick trick!) [04:28.38]We do it all the time [04:29.61]When you're feelin' certain feelings that just don't seem right [04:33.00]Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light [04:36.10]And turn it off! [04:37.64]Like a light switch on a cord [04:39.85]And now he isn't gay any [04:42.71]Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... [04:47.42]Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it [04:49.07]Tuuuuuurn it... [04:57.73]Turn it off! [04:58.81]...Off!!!