[00:02.32]All this ill *******
[00:03.31]This ******* Sir Mix-A-Lot *******
[00:05.14]What the ******* is this *******?
[00:06.57]See the *******'s video?
[00:07.78]'PUT IT ON THE GLASS!'
[00:10.29]'Put yo ******* on the glass'
[00:13.35]This is like a pick-up line:
[00:14.92]'How you doin?
[00:15.74]I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG ******* ******* on the glass?'
[00:21.21]'No, I don't wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!'
[00:25.53]'Put your ******* on the glass'?!
[00:28.22]What happened to 'How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let's catch a movie'?
[00:31.90]No, 'Put em on the glass'
[00:34.36]'Put em on the ******* glass'
[00:36.46]What the ******* is this *******?
[00:39.08]The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on
[00:41.89]What the ******* is the weather like in Seattle?
[00:46.71]All my ex's, eat this one
[00:51.23](You can have her
[01:05.57]I used to have this girl, let's say her name was Mona
[01:08.36]Mona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona
[01:10.73]5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch
[01:12.52]And a set of them juicy-ass lips (Mmh...)
[01:14.91]Kinky, just like me
[01:16.57]She can take a straight gee
[01:18.20]And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3
[01:19.47]Needless to say I was kickin it
[01:21.21]Cause I know when I'm the only one gettin it
[01:24.07]But - ooh, things change when you don't maintain
[01:27.53]The same game you got her with, mayn
[01:28.55]Flew back home, and I was slippin
[01:30.49]Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin
[01:32.99]Throwin drag about wantin a family
[01:35.07]Tryin to front because he wanna be manly
[01:37.37]Tellin my girl how I'm playin the field
[01:39.54]Boy, you'se a jake for real
[01:41.91]Now a player I like, but you know I can't stand no snitch
[01:44.24]Tryin to front like he rich
[01:46.31]Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E
[01:48.95]320, and you wanna be a hoe like me
[01:51.09]Now you done salted my game
[01:53.16]Told my girl I'm a player, and you bought her a ring
[01:55.38]You paid a lotta money just to grab her
[01:57.79]I'ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her
[02:00.59](You can have her
[02:18.79]I gotta do what I gotta do
[02:20.37]Baby girl's through, so I need somethin new
[02:22.50]You can't keep a good mack down
[02:24.68]I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town
[02:27.38]5'9" with dimples
[02:29.36]Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples
[02:31.87]Thinkin my game was concrete
[02:33.71]But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes
[02:36.38]Especially the ones who wanna settle down
[02:38.53]Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown
[02:40.74]Just the kinda man you wanted, ain't it, honey?
[02:42.89]A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money
[02:45.33]Down to spend till his knees bend
[02:47.54]Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind
[02:49.69]And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to
[02:53.44]Plus I'm a boaster
[02:54.59]*******gin up too damn quick, now she's lookin for a sugar daddy
[02:57.68]Just to get a '96 Caddy
[02:59.00]A big truck she found
[03:00.24]You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns
[03:03.80]He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader
[03:05.84]Now he got juice, so he eats her
[03:08.32]And treats her to a big wad of cash
[03:10.31]Too weak, so she left his ass
[03:12.33]You can have her
[03:33.14]Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion...
[03:35.33]I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a
[03:39.71]Young bunny, young bunny in La-La Land
[03:41.91]Wanna get freaky with the papa man
[03:44.12]I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back
[03:46.40]I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that?
[03:48.80]One happy black man I be
[03:51.02]When my L.A. bunny wanna trip with me
[03:53.18]Her name is Teresa
[03:55.26]She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her
[03:57.78]She had the long braids
[03:59.82]Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves
[04:02.28]Arrived at the house at last
[04:04.32]Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass
[04:06.97]Provocative artwork around me
[04:08.90]Four pink slippers on the floor surround me
[04:11.34]One pair's for her, the other pair's for who?
[04:13.58]Plus she only lives in a one bedroom
[04:15.88]Well hm - it might be on
[04:17.90]Ménage-à-trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb
[04:20.40]Teresa's roommate walks in
[04:22.45]6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin
[04:24.69]Oh my goodness!
[04:25.96]You done brought a big-ass man up in the room?
[04:29.96]Girl, what's wrong with you?
[04:30.85]Honey, that is gay
[04:32.91]Yo partner, you can have her
[04:35.40]Cause I don't want none of y'all
[04:37.59]3's Company, if you know what I'm sayin
[04:40.38]Yeah
[04:41.83]Put it on the danceflo'
[05:00.98]Bring it back