[00:01.08]Hedwig And Angry Inch [00:01.81]-Wig in a Box- [00:02.45] [00:03.15] [00:03.99]The Germans are a patient people, [00:07.07]and good things come to those who wait. [00:09.13] [00:29.79]On nights [00:33.01]Like this [00:37.13]When the world's a bit amiss [00:43.37]And the lights go down across the trailer park [00:52.07]I get down [00:54.39]I feel had [00:58.81]Feel on the verge of going mad [01:04.51]Then it's time to punch the clock [01:06.97] [01:08.94]I put on some makeup [01:12.54]Turn on the tape deck [01:15.97]And put the wig back on my head [01:24.10]Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight Checkout Queen [01:30.22]Until I head home [01:32.66]And I put myself to bed [01:34.41] [01:42.75]I look back on where I'm from [01:47.11]Look at the womam I've become [01:51.48]And the strangest things seem suddenly routine [01:58.25]I look up from my vermouth on the rocks [02:02.50]A gift-wrapped wig still in the box [02:06.81]Of towering velveteen [02:09.04] [02:10.22]I put on some makeup [02:13.99]Some LaVern Baker [02:17.52]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf [02:24.96]Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963 [02:31.28]Until I wake up and I turn back to myself [02:36.57] [02:44.17]Some girls they got natural ease [02:48.27]They wear it any way they please [02:52.56]With their French flip curls [02:55.11]And perfumed magazines [02:59.33]Wear it up [03:01.25]Let it down [03:03.60]This is the best way that I've found [03:07.94]To be the best you've ever seen [03:10.82] [03:11.53]I put on some makeup [03:15.16]Turn on the eight-track [03:18.56]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf [03:26.73]Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV [03:32.61]Until I wake up [03:34.81]and I turn back to myself [03:38.63] [03:40.55]Shag,bi-level bob,Dorothy Hamill do [03:43.67]Sausage curls,chicken wings [03:45.32]It's all because of you [03:46.89]With your blow-dried feather back [03:48.52]Toni home wave,too [03:50.25]Flip,'fro,frizz,flop [03:52.13] [03:53.36]It's all because of you ×3 [04:00.05] [04:09.79]Okay,everybody! [04:12.97]I put on some makeup [04:16.72]Turn on the 8-track [04:19.97]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf [04:27.85]Suddenly I'm this punk rock star [04:31.52]Of stage and screen [04:33.67]And I ain't never [04:36.52]I'm never turning back [04:40.14] [04:43.30] [04:50.58]Do-do-do do-do do-do ×6 [05:09.41]