Hedwig And Angry Inch
－Wig in a Box－


The Germans are a patient people,
and good things come to those who wait.

On nights
Like this
When the world's a bit amiss
And the lights go down across the trailer park
I get down
I feel had
Feel on the verge of going mad
Then it's time to punch the clock

I put on some makeup
Turn on the tape deck
And put the wig back on my head
Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight Checkout Queen
Until I head home
And I put myself to bed

I look back on where I'm from
Look at the womam I've become
And the strangest things seem suddenly routine
I look up from my vermouth on the rocks
A gift-wrapped wig still in the box
Of towering velveteen

I put on some makeup
Some LaVern Baker
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963
Until I wake up and I turn back to myself

Some girls they got natural ease
They wear it any way they please
With their French flip curls
And perfumed magazines
Wear it up
Let it down
This is the best way that I've found
To be the best you've ever seen

I put on some makeup
Turn on the eight-track
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV
Until I wake up
and I turn back to myself

Shag,bi-level bob,Dorothy Hamill do
Sausage curls,chicken wings
It's all because of you
With your blow-dried feather back
Toni home wave,too
Flip,'fro,frizz,flop

It's all because of you ×3

Okay,everybody!
I put on some makeup
Turn on the 8-track
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly I'm this punk rock star
Of stage and screen
And I ain't never
I'm never turning back


Do-do-do do-do do-do ×6