APRIL, KATHY, MARTA:
 Doo-doo-doo-doo!
 Doo-doo-doo-doo!
 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
 
 You could drive a person crazy,
 You could drive a person mad.
 First you make a person hazy
 So a person could be had,
 Then you leave a person dangling sadly
 Outside your door,
 Which could only make a person gladly
 Want you even more.
 I could understand a person
 If it's not a person's bag.
 I could understand a person
 If a person was a fag.
 But worse 'n that,
 A person that
 Titillates a person and then leaves her flat
 Is crazy,
 He's a troubled person,
 He's a truly crazy person himself.
 
 KATHY:
 When a person's personality is personable,
 He should not sit like a lump.
 It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
 To try to get you off of your rump.
 So single and attentive and attractive a man
 Is everything a person could wish,
 But turning off a person is the act of a man
 Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish.
 
 APRIL, KATHY, MARTA:
 Knock-knock! Is anybody there?
 Knock-knock! It really isn't fair.
 Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms.
 Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms.
 All that sweet affection!
 What is wrong?
 Where's the loose connection?
 How long, O Lord, how long?
 Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby,
 
 You could drive a person buggy,
 You could blow a person's cool.
 Like you make a person feel all huggy
 While you make her feel a fool.
 When a person says that you upset her,
 That's when you're good.
 You impersonate a person better
 Than a zombie should.
 I could understand a person
 If he wasn't good in bed.
 I could understand a person
 If he actually was dead.
 Exclusive you!
 Elusive you!
 Will any person ever get the juice of you?
 You're crazy,
 You're a lovely person,
 You're a moving, 
 Deeply malajusted,
 Never to be trusted,
 Crazy person yourself.
 Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!