[00:19.093]How's it going?
[00:19.842]Good, you?
[00:20.593]Fair
[00:21.093]Yeah, tell me
[00:22.093]
[00:22.592]Chinese laundry
[00:23.342]Hi
[00:23.843]Mary
[00:24.342]Say hello
[00:25.092]
[00:25.343]I think I got a job
[00:26.593]Where?
[00:27.092]True Romances
[00:27.843]
[00:28.092]Posing?
[00:28.842]Thank you, writing captions
[00:30.093]What about the book?
[00:30.842]What about the book?
[00:31.343]
[00:31.592]Nothing, are you working on your book?
[00:32.592]Yes
[00:33.092]Good
[00:33.343]No
[00:33.843]
[00:34.092]Mary
[00:34.593]Right, I know, yes, me and Balzac
[00:36.343]
[00:39.842]I finished the one act
[00:40.592]I got an audition
[00:41.593]I started the story
[00:42.592]Rehearsal pianist
[00:43.342]
[00:43.342]So where are we eating?
[00:44.592]I'm moving to Playboy
[00:45.592]The publisher called me
[00:46.342]I'm doing a rewrite
[00:47.093]
[00:47.343]My parents are coming
[00:48.342]I saw My Fair Lady
[00:49.342]I rewrote the rewrite
[00:50.093]I sort of enjoyed it
[00:50.843]
[00:51.342]I threw out the story
[00:51.843]I'm meeting an agent
[00:53.092]We'll all get together on Sunday
[00:54.343]
[00:54.592]We're opening doors
[00:55.843]Singing, 'Here we are'
[00:58.093]We're filling up days
[00:59.593]On a dime
[01:01.342]
[01:01.843]That faraway shore's
[01:03.343]Looking not too far
[01:05.342]We're following every star
[01:07.343]There's not enough time
[01:10.093]
[01:15.843]I called a producer
[01:16.594]I sent off the one act
[01:17.593]I started the story
[01:18.593]He said to come see him
[01:19.342]
[01:19.593]I dropped out of college
[01:20.593]I met this musician
[01:21.592]I'm playing a nightclub
[01:22.593]They're doing my one act
[01:23.343]
[01:23.592]I'm working for Redbook
[01:24.593]I rewrote the ballad
[01:25.592]I finished the story
[01:26.342]We started rehearsals
[01:27.344]
[01:27.344]I threw out the story
[01:28.342]And then the musician
[01:29.343]I'm moving to Popular Science
[01:30.592]
[01:30.842]We're opening doors
[01:32.343]Singing, 'Look who's here'
[01:34.342]Beginning to sail
[01:35.843]On a dime
[01:37.843]
[01:38.092]That faraway shore's
[01:39.593]Getting very near
[01:41.842]We haven't a thing to fear
[01:43.843]We haven't got time
[01:47.342]
[01:48.791]How's it coming?
[01:49.291]Good, You?
[01:50.291]Done
[01:50.791]One minute
[01:51.542]
[01:51.791]Hamburg Heaven
[01:53.041]Hi
[01:53.540]Mary
[01:53.791]Say hello
[01:54.541]
[01:54.791]I got another job
[01:56.290]Where?
[01:56.790]Chic
[01:57.291]What's that?
[01:57.792]
[01:58.041]A brand new concept:
[01:58.540]Pop up pictures
[01:59.541]What about the book?
[02:00.291]What about the book?
[02:00.791]
[02:01.041]Did you give the publisher the book?
[02:02.041]Yes
[02:02.540]Good
[02:03.041]No
[02:03.291]
[02:03.541]Mary
[02:04.041]Look, I
[02:04.291]Finished
[02:04.790]Let me call you back
[02:05.291]Right
[02:05.541]
[02:06.290]This is just a draft
[02:06.540]Right
[02:07.041]Probably it stinks
[02:07.541]Right
[02:08.040]I haven't had the time to do a polish
[02:09.727]Will you sing
[02:10.228]
[02:10.477]Right
[02:10.978]"Who wants to live in New York?
[02:13.727]Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
[02:16.477]Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street?
[02:19.477]Suddenly I do
[02:21.477]
[02:22.226]They're always popping the cork
[02:24.227]I'll fix that line
[02:25.727]The cops, the cabbies, the salesgirls up at Saks
[02:28.227]You gotta have a real taste for maniacs
[02:30.977]Suddenly I do
[02:33.227]
[02:33.726]That's great, that's swell
[02:36.727]The other stuff as well
[02:39.727]It isn't every day
[02:40.977]I hear a score this strong
[02:42.727]But fellas, if I may
[02:43.728]There's only one thing wrong
[02:45.227]
[02:45.478]There's not a tune you can hum
[02:48.477]There's not a tune you go bum, bum, bum, di, dum
[02:51.477]You need a tune you can bum, bum, bum, di, dum
[02:54.477]Give me a melody
[02:56.421]
[02:57.420]Why can't you throw 'em a crumb?
[03:00.171]What's wrong with letting 'em tap their toes a bit?
[03:02.920]I'll let you know when Stravinsky has a hit
[03:05.921]Give me some melody
[03:08.421]
[03:08.670]Oh sure, I know
[03:11.672]It's not that kind of show
[03:14.671]But can't you have a score
[03:16.170]That's sort of in between?
[03:17.671]Look, play a little more
[03:18.921]I'll show you what I mean
[03:20.420]
[03:20.670]Who wants to live in New York?
[03:23.420]I always hated the dirt, the heat, the noise
[03:26.171]But ever since I met you, I
[03:29.365]
[03:29.615]Listen, boys, maybe it's me
[03:31.616]But that's just not a humable melody
[03:36.865]Write more, work hard
[03:38.116]Leave your name with the girl
[03:39.116]
[03:39.616]Less avant-garde
[03:41.116]Leave your name with the girl
[03:43.116]Just write a plain old melodey
[03:57.366]
[04:01.866]They're stopping rehearsals
[04:02.615]They ran out of money
[04:04.865]We lasted one issue
[04:05.617]My book was rejected
[04:06.866]
[04:07.865]The nightclub was raided
[04:08.866]I have to start coaching
[04:11.616]My parents are coming
[04:12.615]They screwed up the laundry
[04:13.866]
[04:14.115]My wallet was stolen
[04:14.866]I saw the musician
[04:15.865]We're being evicted
[04:16.865]I'm having a breakdown
[04:17.865]We'll all get together on Sunday
[04:18.616]
[04:19.365]They're slamming doors
[04:20.615]Singing, 'Go away'
[04:22.865]It's less of a sail
[04:24.616]Than a climb
[04:26.365]
[04:26.617]That faraway shore's
[04:28.366]Farther every day
[04:30.616]We're learning to ricochet
[04:32.366]We still have a lot to say
[04:33.866]
[04:34.615]You know what we'll do?
[04:35.866]What?
[04:36.616]We'll do a revue
[04:37.615]What?
[04:38.365]
[04:38.616]What?
[04:39.115]We'll do a revue of our own
[04:41.366]What? Where?
[04:41.866]Why? When?
[04:42.865]
[04:43.116]Not just songs but stories, scenes
[04:44.616]Piano pieces, mime
[04:46.115]Yeah
[04:46.867]
[04:47.366]Frankly Frank
[04:47.865]A showcase of our own?
[04:49.116]Where?
[04:49.615]
[04:49.615]The club's reopening
[04:50.616]We'll write a lot of new stuff
[04:51.616]Rewrite the old stuff
[04:52.366]
[04:52.615]What about the girl?
[04:53.116]What about the girl?
[04:53.865]Only that we're gonna need a girl
[04:55.116]Well, Mary
[04:55.866]
[04:56.116]Thanks, I don't perform except at dinner
[04:58.615]
[04:58.866]Who wants to live in New York?
[05:02.116]Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
[05:05.116]Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street?
[05:08.365]
[05:08.615]Thank you，but we are looking for
[05:10.116]Someone with more experience
[05:10.865]
[05:11.365]They're always popping their cork
[05:14.115]Up a tone
[05:14.615]The cops, the cabbies, the salesgirls up at Saks
[05:16.866]Up a tone
[05:19.062]You gotta have a real taste for maniacs
[05:20.812]Thank you, you're hired
[05:23.062]
[05:23.561]I'm Beth
[05:24.562]I'm Frank
[05:25.561]I really thought I stank
[05:27.061]I'm Mary
[05:27.561]Charley
[05:28.061]
[05:28.311]By the way
[05:28.811]I'm told we open Saturday
[05:31.562]What
[05:32.061]You're not serious
[05:32.561]Nobody's ready
[05:33.311]
[05:33.561]Apparently someone cancelled a booking
[05:35.562]The songs aren't finsihed
[05:36.561]And what about costumes?
[05:37.561]And how do I learn all these numbers?
[05:39.062]I'll bring you the copies of everything later this evening.
[05:39.561]
[05:40.061]Okay, but I'll have to have all the music and
[05:40.561]Saturday I've got to sing at a wedding
[05:40.811]Oh God, is there dancing 'cause I'm not a dancer?
[05:41.310]Not to mention I still haven't finished the
[05:41.811]Synanon song or the Kennedy number
[05:42.312]
[05:42.562]You don't have to, we'll segue the
[05:43.062]End of it into the dance we cut out
[05:43.312]And what'll we do about getting publicity
[05:43.811]Run around town putting stickers on windows?
[05:44.312]
[05:44.811]And have we decided or not on the restaurant sketch?
[05:45.311]I need two or three days to replace it
[05:45.812]| No, we'll use it but not with the long introduction
[05:46.811]We'll worry about it on Sunday
[05:47.812]
[05:48.061]We're opening doors, singing, 'Here we are'
[05:51.811]We're filling up days on a dime
[05:55.312]That faraway shore's looking not too far
[05:59.508]We're following every star
[06:00.758]There's not enough time
[06:04.008]
[06:04.508]We're banging on doors, shouting, 'Here again'
[06:08.007]We're risking it all on a dime
[06:11.759]That faraway shore's looking near again
[06:15.508]The only thing left is when
[06:17.507]We know we should count to ten
[06:19.258]We haven't got time, we haven't got time