[01:09.06]ROBERT:
[01:10.77]Isn't it warm?
[01:13.39]Isn't it rosy?
[01:16.14]Side by side by side.
[01:18.36]SARAH : He's such a cutie. Isn't he a cutie?
[01:21.78]ROBERT:
[01:22.22]Ports in a storm,
[01:24.46]Comfy and cozy,
[01:27.04]Side by side by side.
[01:29.14]PETER: He never loses his cool.
[01:31.96]HARRY: I envy that.
[01:32.74]ROBERT:
[01:32.98]Everything shines,
[01:36.09]How sweet!
[01:37.62]ROBERT, SARAH & HARRY:
[01:38.56]Side by side...
[01:40.18]SUSAN: We're just so fond of him.
[01:41.98]ROBERT:
[01:42.30]...by side.
[01:44.11]Parallel lines
[01:47.67]Who meet.
[01:49.46]FRIENDS:
[01:49.91]Love him!
[01:52.74]Can't get enough of him!
[01:55.40]ROBERT:
[01:55.66]Everyone winks,
[01:58.28]Nobody's nosy,
[02:00.95]Side by side by side.
[02:02.89]JOANNE: He is just crazy about me.
[02:05.52]PAUL: He's a very tender guy.
[02:06.44]ROBERT:
[02:06.64]You bring the drinks
[02:08.20]And I'll bring the posy--
[02:11.75]ROBERT, JOANNE, LARRY:
[02:11.82]Side by side...
[02:13.94]LARRY: He's always there when you need him.
[02:15.49]ROBERT:
[02:15.85]...by side.
[02:17.02]One is lonely and two is boring,
[02:22.56]Think what you can keep ignoring
[02:28.07]Side by side by side.
[02:28.90]AMY: He's my best friend...second best.
[02:33.45]FRIENDS:
[02:34.12]Never a bother!
[02:36.05]Seven times a godfather!
[02:39.54]ALL:
[02:40.17]Year after year,
[02:42.55]Older and older...
[02:44.92]LARRY: It's amazing. We've gotten older every year and he seems to
[02:48.01]stay exactly the same.
[02:49.54]ALL:
[02:49.81]Sharing a tear,
[02:52.77]Lending a shoulder.
[02:55.50]DAVID: You know what comes to my mind when I see him? The Seagram's
[02:58.36]building. Isn't that funny?
[03:00.20]ALL:
[03:00.48]Ain't we got fun?
[03:03.37]No strain.
[03:05.10]JOANNE: Sometimes I catch him looking and looking--and I just look
[03:08.86]right back.
[03:10.72]ALL:
[03:11.00]Permanent sun,
[03:13.75]No rain.
[03:15.75]We're so crazy, he's so sane.
[03:20.96]Friendship forbids
[03:23.41]Anything bitter.
[03:26.11]PAUL: You know, a person like Bob doesn't have the good things and he
[03:28.33]doesn't have the bad things, but he doesn't have the good things either.
[03:31.07]ALL:
[03:31.30]Being the kids
[03:32.58]As well as the sitter--
[03:35.84]HARRY: Let me make him a drink. He's the only guy I know I feel should
[03:39.61]drink more.
[03:40.76]ROBERT:
[03:41.02]One's impossible, two is dreary,
[03:45.82]Three is company, safe and cheery.
[03:50.89]ALL:
[03:51.27]Side...
[03:52.27]SARAH: He always looks like he's keeping score.
[03:53.90]ALL:
[03:54.28]By side...
[03:54.70]SARAH: Who's winning, Robert?
[03:55.47]ALL: By side.
[03:55.70]ROBERT:
[03:56.31]Here is the church,
[03:58.59]Here is the steeple.
[04:01.16]Open the doors
[04:03.48]And see all the crazy married people.