ROBERT:
Isn't it warm?
Isn't it rosy?
Side by side by side.
SARAH : He's such a cutie. Isn't he a cutie?
ROBERT:
Ports in a storm,
Comfy and cozy,
Side by side by side.
PETER: He never loses his cool.
HARRY: I envy that.
ROBERT:
Everything shines,
How sweet!
ROBERT, SARAH & HARRY:
Side by side...
SUSAN: We're just so fond of him.
ROBERT:
...by side.
Parallel lines
Who meet.
FRIENDS:
Love him!
Can't get enough of him!
ROBERT:
Everyone winks,
Nobody's nosy,
Side by side by side.
JOANNE: He is just crazy about me.
PAUL: He's a very tender guy.
ROBERT:
You bring the drinks
And I'll bring the posy--
ROBERT, JOANNE, LARRY:
Side by side...
LARRY: He's always there when you need him.
ROBERT:
...by side.
One is lonely and two is boring,
Think what you can keep ignoring
Side by side by side.
AMY: He's my best friend...second best.
FRIENDS:
Never a bother!
Seven times a godfather!
ALL:
Year after year,
Older and older...
LARRY: It's amazing. We've gotten older every year and he seems to
stay exactly the same.
ALL:
Sharing a tear,
Lending a shoulder.
DAVID: You know what comes to my mind when I see him? The Seagram's
building. Isn't that funny?
ALL:
Ain't we got fun?
No strain.
JOANNE: Sometimes I catch him looking and looking--and I just look
right back.
ALL:
Permanent sun,
No rain.
We're so crazy, he's so sane.
Friendship forbids
Anything bitter.
PAUL: You know, a person like Bob doesn't have the good things and he
doesn't have the bad things, but he doesn't have the good things either.
ALL:
Being the kids
As well as the sitter--
HARRY: Let me make him a drink. He's the only guy I know I feel should
drink more.
ROBERT:
One's impossible, two is dreary,
Three is company, safe and cheery.
ALL:
Side...
SARAH: He always looks like he's keeping score.
ALL:
By side...
SARAH: Who's winning, Robert?
ALL: By side.
ROBERT:
Here is the church,
Here is the steeple.
Open the doors
And see all the crazy married people.