[00:00.368]BROADWAYS
[00:00.735]Into The Woods - Your Fault
[00:01.186]It's because of you there's a Giant in our midst
[00:02.776]And my Wife is dead!
[00:03.839]But it isn't my fault,
[00:05.746]I was given those beans!
[00:06.886]You persuaded me to trade away
[00:08.150]My cow for beans!
[00:09.096]And without those beans
[00:09.981]There'd have been no stalk
[00:10.916]To get up to the Giants
[00:11.826]In the first place!
[00:12.705]Wait a minute, magic beans
[00:13.496]For a cow so old
[00:14.930]That you had to tell
[00:15.795]A lie to sell
[00:16.392]It, which you told!
[00:17.045]Were they worthless beans?
[00:17.965]Were they oversold?
[00:18.826]Oh, and tell us who
[00:19.626]Persuaded you
[00:20.096]To steal that gold.
[00:20.856]See, it's your fault.
[00:21.613]No!
[00:22.095]So it's you fault...
[00:22.652]No!
[00:23.076]Yes, it is!
[00:23.565]It's not!
[00:24.016]It's true.
[00:24.515]Wait a minute-
[00:24.966]But I only stole the gold
[00:25.857]To get my
[00:26.516]Cow back from you!
[00:27.375]So it's your fault!
[00:28.166]Yes!
[00:28.766]No, it isn't!
[00:29.291]I'd have kept those beans,
[00:30.106]But our house was cursed.
[00:30.930]She made us get the cow to get
[00:32.235]The curse reversed!
[00:33.151]It's you father's fault
[00:34.168]That the curse got placed
[00:35.066]And the place got cursed
[00:36.242]In the first place!
[00:36.807]Oh.
[00:37.288]Then it's his fault!
[00:37.947]So.
[00:38.575]It was his fault...
[00:39.107]No.
[00:39.516]Yes, it is,
[00:39.955]It's his.
[00:40.457]I guess...
[00:40.930]Wait a minute, though-
[00:41.346]I chopped down the beanstalk-
[00:42.479]Right? That's clear.
[00:43.486]But without any beanstalk,
[00:44.416]Then what's queer
[00:45.401]Is how did the second Giant get down here
[00:47.011]In the first place?
[00:48.011]Second place...
[00:48.432]Yes!
[00:48.853]How?
[00:49.153]Hmmm...
[00:49.586]Well,
[00:50.055]Who had the other bean?
[00:50.744]The other bean?
[00:51.304]The other bean?
[00:51.843]You pocketed the other bean.
[00:52.464]I didn't!
[00:53.197]Yes I did.
[00:53.731]So it's your-!
[00:54.292]No, it isn't,
[00:54.821]'Cause I gave it to my Wife!
[00:55.613]So it's her-!
[00:56.115]No, it isn't!
[00:56.731]Then whose is it?
[00:57.274]Wait a minute!
[00:57.744]She exchanged that bean
[00:58.495]To obtain your shoe,
[00:59.713]So the one who knows what happened
[01:00.745]To that bean is you!
[01:01.697]You mean that old bean-
[01:02.571]That your Wife-? Oh, dear-
[01:03.529]But I never knew,
[01:04.480]And so I threw-
[01:04.883]Well, don't look here!
[01:05.732]So it's your fault!
[01:06.361]But-
[01:06.716]See, it's her fault-
[01:07.546]But-
[01:08.060]And it isn't mine at all!
[01:09.229]But what?
[01:09.877]Well, if you hadn't gone
[01:11.185]Back up again-
[01:11.985]We were needy-
[01:12.656]You were greedy!
[01:13.125]Did you need that hen?
[01:13.967]But I got it for my Mother-!
[01:14.765]So it's her fault then!
[01:15.745]Yes? And what the harp
[01:16.664]In the third place?
[01:17.653]The harp- yes!
[01:18.257]She went and dared me to!
[01:19.259]I dared you to?
[01:19.698]You dared me to!
[01:20.300]She said t hat I was scared-
[01:20.838]Me?
[01:21.130]She dared me!
[01:22.003]No, I didn't!
[01:22.528]So it's your fault!
[01:23.041]Wait a minute-!
[01:23.502]If you hadn't dared him to-
[01:24.317]And you had left the harp alone,
[01:25.051]We wouldn't be in trouble
[01:25.698]In the first place!
[01:26.301]Well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean
[01:26.787]In the first place-!
[01:27.201]Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place-!
[01:27.676]It was your fault!
[01:28.477]Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place-!
[01:29.396]Right! It's you raised them in the first place-!
[01:30.227]You raised the beans in the first place!
[01:30.636]J
[01:31.019]It's your fault!
[01:31.487]You're responsible!
[01:32.332]You're the one to blame!
[01:33.098]It's your fault!
[01:34.116]Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[01:37.417]It's the last midnight.
[01:43.917]It's the last wish.
[01:48.257]It's the last midnight,
[01:52.910]Soon it will be boom-
[01:55.537]Squish!
[01:57.395]Told a little lie,
[01:59.457]Stole a little golde,
[02:01.411]Broke a little vow,
[02:03.628]Did you?
[02:05.580]Had to get your Prince,
[02:07.628]Has to get your cow,
[02:09.535]Have to get your wish,
[02:10.776]Doesn't matter how-
[02:11.775]Anyway, it doesn't matter now.
[02:14.161]It's the last midnight,
[02:17.785]It's the boom-
[02:20.256]Splat!
[02:21.861]Nothing but a vast midnight.
[02:25.725]Everybody smashed flat!
[02:29.444]Nothing we can do.
[02:31.396]Not exactly true:
[02:33.347]We can always give her the boy...
[02:34.959]No?
[02:36.580]No, of course what really matters
[02:37.739]Is the blame,
[02:39.467]Somebody to blame.
[02:41.102]Fine, if that's the thing you enjoy,
[02:43.136]Placing the blame,
[02:44.020]If that's the aim,
[02:45.066]Give me the blame-
[02:48.942]Just give me the boy.
[02:50.816]No!
[02:51.617]No?
[02:55.926]You're so nice.
[02:59.206]You're not good,
[03:00.240]You're not bad,
[03:01.270]You're just nice.
[03:03.746]I'm not good,
[03:04.567]I'm not nice,
[03:05.488]I'm just right.
[03:07.716]I'm the Witch.
[03:09.409]You're the world.
[03:13.526]I'm the hitch.
[03:16.026]I'm what no one believes,
[03:17.836]I'm the Witch.
[03:20.005]You're all liars and theives,
[03:21.910]Like his father,
[03:23.785]Like his son will be, too-
[03:25.666]Oh, why bother?
[03:27.835]You'll just do what you do.
[03:29.556]It's the last midnight,
[03:33.365]So, goodbye all.
[03:36.909]Coming at you fast, midight-
[03:40.106]Soon you'll see the sky fall.
[03:44.098]Here, you want a bean?
[03:45.878]Have another bean.
[03:47.598]Beans were made for making you rich!
[03:49.441]Plant them and they soar-
[03:52.848]Here, you want some more?
[03:54.506]Listen to the roar...
[03:56.051]Giants by the score-!
[03:56.976]Oh well, you can blame another witch.
[03:58.886]It's the last midnight.
[04:01.966]It's the last verse.
[04:05.410]Now, before it's past midnight,
[04:08.815]I'm leaving you my last curse:
[04:12.614]I'm leaving yo alone.
[04:14.614]You can tend the garden, it's yours.
[04:16.738]Separate and alone,
[04:18.335]Everybody down on all fours.
[04:20.055]All right, mother, when?
[04:21.805]Lost the beans again!
[04:23.555]Punish me the way you did then!
[04:25.300]Give me claws and a hunch,
[04:27.336]Just away from this bunch
[04:29.025]And the gloom
[04:30.686]And the doom
[04:32.214]And the boom
[04:36.020]Cruuunch!
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