(I didn't promise you a rose garden, Along with the sunshine, There's gonna be some rain, Sometimes) When Abraham went to slash Isaac In a sense he baptized him Rabbi said, don't trust them cash prizes Same things that float your boat can capsize it Tell the snakes they can take a hike like gas prices No such thing as halfway crooks, the half righteous Those who have eyes should act like it To help the sightless seeking the light switch To see in the night with we leadin the lifeless, uh Sometimes I just wanna play some shows make some dough Take it home lay in my bed and stay in my safety zone But Cee-Lo said it best, I know too much and I owe too much to let it rest Heard a voice say Hey, you never question when you get the blessing so don't get vexed when your life is stressed And I promised I'll be with you no matter what the issue But there will be some issues to address Listen to the lady in the dress… I didn't promise you a rose garden Along with the sunshine There's gonna be some rain sometimes I'm not in the zone there's too much in the way I weigh two bucks and if I had two slugs to spray Like Rah Rah Glenn Beck better duck like foie gras Make shots poke his face like GaGa But mama says forgive, so I'll give him that bar like a Mars and let him live The Mississauga continues, rantin while my DJ's lampin like Green Lantern, samplin Mansions, nah I ain't rich as Richard Branson I'm King Kong meets Vince Vaughn and I play like a champion My Monday ball league, nah B all week 7 days of black power naps every 48 half hours, that's 24 star Jack Bauer Can't cower when the rain falls, and it falls whether you Gandhi or you Adolf Fall weather but there's always a way y'all Make the call no rain delay play ball I didn't promise you a rose garden Along with the sunshine There's gonna be some rain sometimes (Listen to the lady in the dress say it best)