作词 : Waits
Liar, liar with your pants on fire
White spades hangin' on the telephone wire
Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line
You'll never recognize yourself on 
Heartattack and 
VineDoctor, lawyer, beggar, man, thief
Philly Joe 
Remarkable looks on in disbelief
If you want a taste of madness you'll have to wait in line
You'll probably see someone you know on 
Heartattack and 
VineBoney's high on china white, 
Shorty found a punk
Don't you know there ain't no devil? 
There's just 
God when he's drunk
Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line
What you say you meet me down on 
Heartattack and 
VineSee that little 
Jersey girl in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers, sucking on a soda pop
Well I bet she's still a virgin but it's only twenty-five 'til nine
You can see a million of 'em on 
Heartattack and 
VineBetter off in 
Iowa, against your scrambled eggs
Than crawling down 
Cahuenga on a broken pair of legs
You'll find your ignorance is blissful every goddamn time
Your're waitin' for the 
RTD on Heartattack and 
VineBoney's high on china white, 
Shorty found a p-punk
Don't you know there ain't no devil? 
There's just 
God when he's drunk
Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line
What you say you meet me down on 
Heartattack and 
VineLiar liar with your pants on fire
White spades hangin' on the telephone wire
Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line
You'll never recognize yourself on 
Heartattack and 
VineDoctor, lawyer, beggar, man, thief
Philly Joe 
Remarkable looks on in disbelief
If you want a taste of madness you'll have to wait in line
You'll probably see someone you know on 
Heartattack and 
VineSee that little 
Jersey girl in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers, sucking on a soda pop
Well I bet she's still a virgin but it's only twenty-five 'til nine
You can see a million of 'em on 
Heartattack and 
VineBoney's high on china white, 
Shorty found a punk
Don't you know there ain't no devil? 
There's just 
God when he's drunk
Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line
What you say you meet me down on 
Heartattack and 
Vine