[00:01.69]B: "Bartender, I'd like a Manhattan, please."
[00:17.09]T: Um, stop me if you've heard this one,
[00:22.05]but I feel as though we've met before.
[00:27.20]Perhaps I am mistaken.
[00:31.31]B: But it's just that I remind you of
[00:33.09]someone you used to care about.
[00:39.43]Oh, but that was long ago.
[00:43.50]Now tell me, do you really think
[00:45.27]I'd fall for that old line?
[00:48.20]I was not born just yesterday.
[00:51.90]Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway.
[01:01.79]T: Hell, I ain't such a bad guy
[01:04.43]once you get to know me.
[01:06.86]Just thought there ain't no harm.
[01:10.41]B: Hey-e-yeh, just try minding
[01:13.09]your own business, bud.
[01:15.86]Who asked you to annoy me
[01:20.06]with your sad, sad repartee?
[01:24.83]Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway.
[01:33.44]Your life's a dime store novel.
[01:39.84]This town is full of guys like you.
[01:44.50]And you're looking for someone
[01:48.76]to take the place of her.
[01:53.40]T: You must be reading my mail.
[01:56.64]'N' you're bitter 'cause he left you.
[01:59.34]That's why you're drinkin' in this bar.
[02:04.10]B&T: Well, only suckers fall in love
[02:08.62]with perfect strangers.
[02:16.43]B: It always takes one to know one, stranger.
[02:22.74]T: Maybe we're just wiser now.
[02:26.65]B: Yeah, 'n' been around the block
[02:30.61]so many times
[02:32.64]T: that we don't notice
[02:35.27]B&T: that we're all just perfect strangers
[02:40.73]as long as we ignore
[02:45.34]that we all begin as strangers
[02:50.07]just before we find
[02:55.16]we really aren't strangers
[03:04.54]anymore.
[03:25.52]B: "Aw, you don't look like such a chump."
[03:29.22]T: "Aw, hey babe."