作词 : Waits
Well Frank settled down in the 
Valleyand hung his wild yearson a nail that he drove throughhis wife's foreheadhe sold used office furnitureout there on 
San Fernando 
Roadand assumed a $30,000 loanat 15 1/4 % and put down paymenton a little two bedroom placehis wife was a spent piece of used jet trashmade good bloody maryskept her mouth shut most of the timehad a little 
Chihuahua named 
Carlosthat had some kind of skin diseaseand was totally blind. 
They had athoroughly modern kitchenself-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
Frank drove a little sedanthey were so happy
One night 
Frank was on his way homefrom work, stopped at the liquor store,picked up a couple 
Mickey's Big 
Mouthsdrank 'em in the car on his wayto the 
Shell station, he got a gallon ofgas in a can, drove home, dousedeverything in the house, torched it,parked across the street, laughing,watching it burn, all 
Halloweenorange and chimney red then
Frank put on a top forty stationgot on the 
Hollywood 
Freewayheaded north
Never could stand that dog