[00:00.00] 作词 : BALFOUR, DAVID/BRIDGES, CHRISTOPHER/NAJM, FAHEEM
[00:02.482]T-pain -Chopped  N  Skrewed
[00:04.793]Intro:T-Pain]
[00:05.166]Yayyy!Yeah-yeahhh
[00:06.481]Whoahhhhhhhh
[00:11.292]Uhh,now,now  shorty
[00:14.495]Now,now,now  shorty
[00:16.355]Now-now,now  shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me
[00:19.915]Shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me
[00:24.105]Shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me
[00:27.980]Yeahhhh,yeahhh  yeahhh
[00:30.729]T-Pain]
[00:31.167]Have  you  ever  seen
[00:33.543]a  dimepiece  all  alone  at  the  mall （mall,mall）
[00:39.41]Straight  out  of  a  magazine
[00:41.665]and  you  just  wanna  let  her  know  who  you  are （are,are）
[00:47.228]So  you  say "Let  me  buy  you  a  drink  or  a  lil'conversation
[00:50.354]if  that's  what  you  wanna  do"（do,do）
[00:54.729]Then  she  says "Love  is  about  to  end"
[00:57.228]Then  you  say "Why  don'tcha  come  to  my  crib?"
[00:59.414]Then  she  says "I  can't  leave  my  friends"
[01:01.103]Chorus]
[01:01.289]Now  you've  officially  been  chopped  and  screwed
[01:03.415]Screwed  screwed,chopped-chopped  and  screwed
[01:09.415]You've  officially  been （damn  damn）screwed
[01:11.918]（Damn）'ewed,'ewed,chopped,screwed-screwed
[01:17.289]You've  officially  been  chopped  and  screwed
[01:20.916]（Damn  damn）screwed,chopped  screwed-screwed
[01:22.666]You've  officially  been  s--c--r--e--w--e--d
[01:27.853]Screwed,screwed-screwed,chopped-chopped  and  screwed
[01:33.353]You've  officially  been （damn  damn）screwed
[01:36.228]Interlude:T-Pain  slowed  way  down]+{T-Pain  ad  libs}
[01:40.602]Shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me {Yes~!}
[01:42.475]Shorty-shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me {Chopped  and  screwed}
[01:44.787]Shorty-shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty-shorty  don't  screw  me {Hey  yeahh}
[01:47.289]Shorty  don't  chop  me,don't-don't  screw  me
[01:50.788]T-Pain]
[01:51.164]Have  you  ever  been  in  the  V.I.P.room
[01:54.415]of  your  favorite  strip  club?（club,club）
[01:59.38]And  you  got  a  shawty  all  on  you  kissin  all  on  yo'neck
[02:02.537]Makin  you  feel  like  she's  so  in  love （love,love）
[02:06.913]Now  you  done  got  you  a  couple  drinks
[02:09.351]and  you're  feelin  like  it's 'bout  that  time  to  cut  her  up （up,up）
[02:15.163]Then  you  say "Shawty,what's  really  up?"She  takes  a  big  sip  out  your  cup
[02:18.849]And  says "That'll  be  sixty  bucks!"
[02:21.350]Chorus]-first  half  only
[02:22.412]Ludacris]
[02:34.849]Luda-Luda!Hahahaha
[02:39.663]Now-now-now  shawty  why  you  actin  like  that,like  that
[02:41.663]like  all  you  ever  really  wanna  do  is  just  doubt  me
[02:43.724]Ludacris,Pain-Pain  live  without 'em
[02:45.787]But  even  mo'I  bet  you  really  can't  live  without  me
[02:47.914]You-you  musta  flipped  yo'wig
[02:50.101]You've  gotta  be  out  yo'mind
[02:51.444]I'll  chop-chop-chop  you,screw  you
[02:53.662]screw  you,outta  yo',outta  yo'spine
[02:55.668]Backbreaker,put  you  over  my  knee
[02:58.161]Put  you  on  punishment  woman  and  spank  you
[03:00.303]Have  you  praisin  the  Lord  like  THANK  YOU
[03:01.927]THANK  YOU  THANK  YOU,Lord  I  wanna  THANK  YOU （JESUS~!）
[03:03.802]But  have  you  ever  met  a  woman  that'll  lead  you  on
[03:06.238]and  steer  you  wrong  instead  of  please  you?（Yup!）
[03:08.53]Have  you  singin  this  song,cause  all  night  long
[03:10.238]she  do  nothin  but  flirt  and  tease  you?（Yup!）
[03:12.238]Well  I  gotta  admit  that  I  have
[03:13.988]Put  one  in  the  air,sit  back  and  I'll  laugh
[03:16.364]Shawty  why  you  insist  on  doin  me  that  bad?
[03:17.988]Probably  cause  of  the  amount  of  booty  that  I've  grabbed
[03:19.802]comin  back  to  haunt  me
[03:21.300]So  instead  of  bein  put  into  submission  and  subdued
[03:23.299]（What  happened?）Guess  what?{Dawg}