[00:00.00] 作词 : Bricusse, Feist, Miller ... [00:11.132]What we need in the world today [00:13.785]Is a guide for the married man [00:17.276]Some simple thing that in every way [00:20.681]Would provide for the harried man [00:24.728]Help him not to worry [00:27.491]Assist him to relax [00:31.485]Help him slow his heart rate [00:34.727]And spare him cardiacs [00:37.993] [00:38.418]Such a guide would in many ways [00:41.582]Turn the tide for the married man [00:45.338]Enable husbands to fill their days [00:48.370]As only the married can [00:52.815]Every man would praise it [00:55.717]It's such a splendid plan [00:59.667]Someday soon we shall point with pride [01:02.753]To the guide for the married man [01:10.344] [01:24.194]By the side of the married man [01:27.090]'Tis the lady who shares his life [01:30.905]You help the bride of the married man [01:34.016]By removing the husband's strife [01:37.999]Every wife who's truthful [01:40.963]Who treasures married bliss [01:44.615]Should keep her husband youthful [01:47.990]What better way than this? [01:51.792] [01:52.208]Each and every device we know [01:55.130]Must be tried for the married man [01:58.755]But who can question the debt he'll owe [02:01.924]To the guide for the married man [02:05.878]List things universal [02:08.913]From Pittsburgh to Japan [02:13.071]Every man can be satisfied [02:16.113]By the guide for the married man