Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming
 Stay in your lanes
 Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming
 Just stay in your lanes
 
 No bombing and no heavy petting,
 So just stay in your lane.
 Verruca socks and not forgetting to just stay in your lane.
 
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 
 Latchmere's got a wave machine.
 
 Came out of the changing room
 And absolutely nothing had changed
 So I stayed in your lanes.
 
 Came out of the changing room
 And absolutely sod all had changed
 So I stayed in your lane.
 
 Speedo, speed boy
 Speedo, speed boy
 Speedo, speed boy
 Speedo, speed boy
 So stay in your lanes.
 
 Stay in your..
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 (Speedo, speed boy)
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 (Speedo, speed boy)
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
 
 Latchmere's got a wave machine
 
 Stay
 Just stay in your lanes
 Just stay, just stay in your lanes.
 
 Latchmere's got a wave machine.