My mummy says I'm a miracle. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. I am a princess, And I am a prince. Mum says I'm an angel. So you think you're A-ble To survive this mess by B-ing A prince or a princess, you will soon C , There's no escaping trage-D . And E-ven If you put in heaps of F-ort , You're just wasting ener-G , 'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent history. I Have suffered in this J-ail . I've been trapped inside this K-ge for ages, This living h-L , But if I try I can rem-M-ber , Back before my life had N-ded , Before my happy days were O-ver , Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell... Like you I was Q-rious , So innocent I R-sked a thousand questions, But, unl-S you want to suffer, Listen up and I will T-ch you a thing or two. U , listen here, my dear, You'll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line, And if you cry it will be W should stay out of trouble, And remember to be X-tremely careful. Y? Why? Did you hear what he said? Just you wait for phy-Z ! What's phys. ed.? Physical education! My mummy says I'm a miracle. My daddy said I would be the teacher's pet. School is really fun, according to my mum. Dad says I would learn the alphabet. The alphabet? You'd better learn to listen, kid! A-B-C-D-E-F-G H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X Y Just you wait for phy-Z!