作词 : Hank Cochran You treated me like a doggone dog for so long But I went along to keep peace in our home But there's some things that I just won't do I think it's time that I told them to you I don't do windows and I won't go to hell for you Although honey hell is what you put me through I'll do the clothes if you won't come unglued And I'll clean the stove to keep you in a good mood But you've been mean to me sometime I think I better tell you what's on my mind I don't do windows and I don't come to work 'til nine And if you make me mad I won't come to work any time So I can play with the dog Honey I'm tired of being just one of your toy And there's one more thing that you don't understand I wanna be treated like a natural man I don't do windows and I don't play second hands I said I don't do windows and I won't stay in your pants