[00:00.75]I was kidnapped once
[00:02.34]I was standing in front of my schoolyard
[00:05.07]And a black sedan pulls up
[00:08.31]And two guys get out
[00:10.02]And they say to me
[00:10.77]Do I wanna go away with them to a land
[00:12.84]Where everybody is fairies and elves
[00:15.15]And I can have all the comic books I want and chocolate and wax lips
[00:19.17]You know
[00:20.13]And I said yes
[00:22.98]Y'know
[00:23.88]And I got into the car with them
[00:25.32]'Cause I figured
[00:25.89]Y'know
[00:26.10]What the hell
[00:26.67]I was home that week-end from college anyhow
[00:29.61]Y'know
[00:35.43]They drive me off
[00:36.72]And they sent a ransom note to my parents
[00:39.36]And my father has bad reading habits
[00:42.48]So he gets into bed at night with the ransom note
[00:45.45]And he read half of it
[00:47.16]Y'know
[00:47.49]And he got drowsy and fell asleep
[00:51.48]Then he lent it out
[00:52.68]Y'know
[00:54.63]Meanwhile they take me to New Jersey
[00:56.10]Bound and gagged
[00:57.42]And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped
[01:01.05]They snap into action immediately：they rent out my room
[01:08.82]The ransom note says for my father
[01:11.70]To leave a thousand dollars in a hollow tree in New Jersey
[01:16.02]He has no trouble raising the thousand dollars
[01:18.96]But he gets a hernia carrying the hollow tree
[01:30.45]The FBI surround the house
[01:33.33]Throw the kid out
[01:34.38]They say
[01:36.30]Give us your guns
[01:37.02]And come out with your hands up
[01:39.60]The kidnappers say We'll throw the kid out
[01:43.11]But let us keep our guns
[01:44.58]And get to our car
[01:47.46]The FBI says Throw the kid out
[01:51.90]We'll let you get to your car
[01:53.73]But give us your guns
[01:57.12]The kidnappers say We'll throw the kid out
[02:03.87]But let us keep our guns -we don't have to get to our car
[02:11.25]The FBI says Keep the kid
[02:21.00]The FBI decides to lob in teargas
[02:24.03]But they don't have teargas
[02:26.22]So several of the agents put on the death scene from Camellia
[02:32.88]Tearstricken my abducters give themselves up
[02:36.12]They are sentenced to fifteen years on a chaingang
[02:39.51]And they escape
[02:40.41]Twelve of then chained together at the ankle
[02:43.14]Getting by the guards posing as an immense charm bracelet