Forty - Audrey Auld I got a black dog's blood on my hands I got a circus monkey on my back Here's the plain simple fact I'm forty I got battle scars around my eyes I got old boyfriends with *****y wives I look back and I wonder why I'm forty I'm half way home I'm half way home I got cowboys who can eat my dust I got a tendency to dirt and rust My gut's the only thing I trust I'm forty I got one good man who's learning fast I got two girlfriends born to last I can tell wheat from chaff I'm forty I'm half way home I'm half way home I got a vacancy in my soul I got a penchant for near do wells I got to learn to just say no I'm forty I got a little snow on my roof I've learnt to speak half the truth The good die young here's the proof I'm forty I'm half way home I'm half way home