Wah, ah, Smokey 
Joe's Cafe
Wah, ah, Smokey 
Joe's Cafe
One day while 
I was eatin' beans at 
Smokey Joe's 
CafeJust sittin', diggin' on the scene at 
Smokey Joe's 
CafeA chick came walkin' through the door, that 
I had never seen before
Atleast I never saw her down at 
Smokey Joe's 
CafeAnd I started shakin' when she sat right down next to me
Her knees were almost touchin' mine at 
Smokey Joe's 
CafeA chill was runnin' down my spine at 
Smokey Joe's 
CafeI could smell her sweet perfume, she smiled at me my heart went boom
Then everybody in the room at 
Smokey Joe's 
Cafe, they said"Man, be careful! That chick belongs to Smokey Joe"
From behind the counter 
I saw a man
A chef hat on his head and a knife in his hand
He grabbed me by my collar and he began to shout"You'd better eat up all your beans and boys clear right on out!"
And I know 
I'll never eat again at 
Smokey Joe's 
CafeSo we'll never meet again at 
Smokey Joe's 
CafeOh, I'd rather eat my chilli beans at 
Jim's or Jack's or 
John's or 
Gene'sThan take my chances eatin' down at 
Smokey Joe's 
CafeOh, I risked my life when that 
Smokey Joe went crazy fool
Wah, ah, Smokey 
Joe's Cafe
Wah, ah, Smokey 
Joe's Cafe
Wah, ah, Smokey 
Joe's Cafe
Wah, ah, Smokey 
Joe's Cafe