作曲 : Lyndah, Sexx
Two Minute BrotherIs this all you got? 
One minute and you go pop? 
You's a big disgrace 
I aughta mush you all in your face! 
Telling me lies; you a real good lover 
You a Two Minute Brother 
[Verse 1] 
[L] 
I hate guys who talk a lot of *************t 
How they last long, and got good *************s 
Talking *************t: I'm the best lover 
They all Two Minute Brothers 
[Man] 
No I know you can't be talking to me 
'Cause I be swing long all night long 
Know what I'm saying? 
I'll turn your ************* stupid 
[L] 
See, I'm the kind of ************* that loves to be ****** 
Trimmed, tucked, stuffed, and sucked 
Up in my ass, deep down in my throat 
So we can get busy, but jimmy wear a raincoat 
He said 
[Man] 
Goddam that *************t sounds ******! 
Look no further, hoe, I'm the pope 
Like religion, nasty or nice 
You got to give me some ************* like a sacrifice 
I got the full night, stretching after twelve 
Like a burnt offering going straight to hell 
'Cause I'm a pump you up, cold split your ****** 
Then let you cum in my mouth while you suck my ************* 
Then I'm a turn you over, belly up ************* 
And lick that ass right where you *************t 
[L] 
Well needless to say, I took him back to my house 
Took a quick shower, rinsed out my mouth 
My starving ass, my *************t wet as hell 
I had to do the right thing 
[L & ******] 
Take a Massengill! 
[L] 
We lay back coolin' drinking Hennessy 
When he said 
[ Man] 
Keep it same to intervene 
[L & ******] 
Lift 'em up, spread 'em out 
[L] 
I'll have something on! 
The beautiful was cold three inches long 
Now I'm pissed and I'm ready to ************* 
But my ******'s so horny, I don't give a *************t 
'Cause I'm one nasty ass ************* 
And I need something up in my ****** 
I only got half of his, I'm still ticked 
Aw, what the hell, just go for it 
[Man] 
[grunt for 10 seconds] 
I'm through! 
[L] 
Is this all I get? 
Is this supposed to be good *************? 
Damn, you said you was a good lover! 
But you a Two Minute Brother 
*************, I ain't even bust a sweat 
Not to mention, I ain't paying yet 
I was about to be cool, but why did I bother 
'Cause his *************t shriveled up like a Vienna sausage 
Now I'm hot, I got an attitude 
It's time for dinner, I'm serving seafood 
On your knees, mother******, let your tongue stroll! 
Push upon that ************* until you hit my flow 
And ladies, beware of those talkative brothers 
Chances are, they're Two Minute mother******s 
[Man] 
Damn, maybe your *************t broke! 
I know you ain't been talking about me 
'Cause man, *************t, I was so far up in that ass 
I was out your back 
I don't know what you talking about baby 
'Cause if my ************* wasn't good, then why was you hollering? 
Huh? 
Why was you hollering? 
[L] 
I was hollering to keep from laughing in your face! 
[Man] 
Not all the time? 
[L & ******] 
Throw that girl, throw that girl, kick it 
Throw that girl, just kick that *************t 
[x4] 
Yeah, girl! 
[Verse 2] 
[L] 
Most us girls do it and do it 
And I'm the kind of girl that throws my back into it 
Now here's the type of man that we can't stand 
The one who always holds his thing in his hand 
Talking about it all the time 
Lying, and saying it's about size nine 
Always got his hands between his legs 
You know the kind, the one who always begs 
The one who claims to be a real good lover 
Usually, he's a Two Minute Brother 
[Chorus x6] 
[Outro:] 
[L] 
B.W.P. In effect once again for all you females across America 
For all those too short, two inch, all talk, no action 
Two Minute Brothers