[00:08.88]Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend
[00:11.25]That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event
[00:13.92]This planet's seen in recent history
[00:15.60]So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me
[00:17.97]Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend
[00:20.34]That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event
[00:22.80]This planet's seen in recent history
[00:24.66]So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me
[00:27.39]Cex got his heart broke can you believe that
[00:29.31]I've got the pieces to prove it but this track'll be my gluestick
[00:31.83]An album on my shelf that'll tell me what I really need to hear
[00:34.38]It's all the same all rage all tears
[00:36.09]And it'd be nice to pump my fist shout 'b***h ' and feel great
[00:38.37]But I just can't relate
[00:39.39]I like girls they're the one thing that makes this life worth livin'
[00:42.42]So we ought to stop singing this stale regurgitation of dismiss
[00:45.42]Today it all changed you see I broke up with my girl
[00:47.40]But I'ma right a party jam and dedicate it to her
[00:49.80]Don't think for a minute I'm out to fake sensitive
[00:51.96]You can kill me if you see me on some lily faced s**t
[00:54.15]I'm just sick of the same self righteous regret
[00:56.37]I'm snatching mics and guitars from the whiny and redundant
[00:58.86]Catch the blunt end of the role model's brutal honesty
[01:01.20]Don't wallow in their mess depressed follow me
[01:03.30]Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend
[01:05.61]That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event
[01:08.25]This planet's seen in recent history
[01:09.96]So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me
[01:12.33]Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend
[01:14.67]That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event
[01:17.13]This planet's seen in recent history
[01:18.99]So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me
[01:21.87]Middle finger to the indie rock singer
[01:24.21]Middle finger to the wack mc
[01:26.46]Middle finger to the uncreative underground
[01:28.11]And a sack of middle fingers to y'all on mtv
[01:30.99]Middle finger to the indie rock singer
[01:33.27]Middle finger to the wack mc
[01:35.52]Middle finger to the uncreative underground
[01:39.48]Now some sucks claim that their lyrically superior
[01:42.03]Writing cex off cause they say I'm not serious
[01:44.40]Yeah you might use a few more syllabyles
[01:46.29]But you're singing about the exact same s**t britney spears is
[01:48.69]So hear this I represent the average music listener
[01:51.15]You've been bringin' us down and now we're all pissed at ya
[01:53.31]I'm takin' your crowns and handin' 'em out on the corner
[01:55.65]To little kids sick of being tormented and bordered
[01:57.84]I'm not gonna cry cause my girl and I split
[01:59.97]I'm gonna be psyched that our lives even ever mixed
[02:02.25]And that I didn't let the artist living in my headphones
[02:04.53]Turn me bitter and cliche ridiculous and emo
[02:06.93]Oh no au contraire my brother
[02:09.09]Your mind sings precisely your problem with others
[02:11.13]Because the five bisexual hang ups are out
[02:13.44]Sexual phone ringing off the hook that's what it's about
[02:33.87]Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend
[02:36.18]That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event
[02:38.64]This planet's seen in recent history
[02:40.50]So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me
[02:42.87]Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend
[02:45.21]That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event
[02:47.70]This planet's seen in recent history
[02:49.56]So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me
[02:51.96]Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend
[02:54.27]That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event
[02:56.76]This planet's seen in recent history
[02:58.71]So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me
[03:01.02]Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend
[03:03.33]That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event
[03:05.82]This planet's seen in recent history
[03:07.68]So I suggest that you can
[03:08.94]Shut the f**k up please