(Diva! )
Yeah, that's me
I am the Diva
You'd better roll out the red carpet
Cause here I come
I'm a diva from head to toe
And it's getting better everyday
I don't cook, I don't wash dishes
And I do not do windows
Cause I'm a diva
I like shopping
I hate going to the grocery store
I hate washing clothes
I like painting my nails
It's excites me
You have to work to get this good
(Diva! )
That's me
I am the diva
Stand in line and kiss my...hand
(Oooh... Diva...)
You better watch out, cause here I come
I am telling you
I am a diva from the big city
That's right and I like it that way
You know what else I like?
I like credit cards
But not just any old credit cards
I mean, gold
You know what they say
If you have to ask the price you can't afford it
And I never look at the prices
Ha, ha, yeah
I also like it when I don't get the bill
That's what a true diva is
(Diva! )
That's me
I am the Diva
You better roll out the red carpet
Cause here I come
(Diva! )
Get up and let me sit down
These high heels are killing me
Uh Diva
(Oooh... Diva...)
Here I come
Look at this girl
Girl, don't even try
You have to do better than that
Puts on her new Partuchi pants
Looks at her ass
I think she's... got a chance
So maybe if you're lucky
One day, you'll end up like me
That's right, a diva from head to toe
You have to work to get this good
(Diva! )
Mmm, better squeeze your ass into them pants girl
I am telling you
Rolls Royce? Pull it on up here
(Diva! )
You can hold the door for me anytime, baby
I have a new diet now
I only eat oysters and crabs
Cause I'm a diva
Thank you... Thank you... Thank you