Somebody stole my woman 
You know there's some good and some bad (he's bad) 
She was the kind of woman 
Who made you feel you'd been had 
They drove off in my motor 
And crashed it somewhere up state 
I was about to change it 
So I might as well tell you straight. 
Somebody stole my woman 
Made off with everything 
I had Just came in through an open door 
An' it was as simple as that 
They took my china collection 
Along with my colour 
T.V. But I never had much affection 
For either, in fact all three. 
Well it's usually so 
You don't find out the truth 
Till it's too late to do anything 
But it's nothing to get excited about 
Just as long as you learn what's genuine. 
Somebody stole my woman 
It came as no surprise to me 
They only had to ask 
An' I'd have said there's no need for secrecy 
They took my 
Queen Ann chest 
I guess they sold it somewhere up state 
But I never cared much for it '
Cause I knew it was only a fake. 
Somebody stole my woman (It's alright, it's alright, it's alright) 
Somebody stole my woman (It's alright, it's alright, it's alright) 
Somebody stole my woman, it came as no surprise to me 
Somebody stole my woman.