So many things to think about 
 And if I really tried 
 Einstein's theory of relativity 
 Could keep my occupied 
 But no matter what I do
 To keep great thoughts in my head 
 Four little letters makin' up one word 
 Keep spinning 'round instead 
 Jane Jane Jane
 Your name reverberates through my brain
 Jane Jane Jane 
 I bought a dictionary
 All it did was get in the way 
 Too much ABCDEFGHI 
 And not enough J 
 I wake up in the morning 
 With your name on my lips 
 I'm thinking of learning how to read in Braille 
 To have you at my fingertips
 Jane Jane Jane ... 
 Conversation isn't easy
 With such a one-track mind 
 If I thought about science 
 Like I think about you 
 I'd win a Nobel Prize 
 I went to see a therapist 
 The result was just the same 
 We played word-association 
 And all I said was Jane 
 Yeah there's much too much to think about 
 Enough to make you go insane
 You can all think about everything else 
 I'll think about Jane Jane Jane Jane ...