All these questions start to stick to me like cancer
 You talk and talk but I don't think I've got an answer
 If that's what's meant by confirmation
 I don't even want a nomination
 Piss on it, piss on it
 Throw it in the trash and kiss it
 I will not crow for you or anyone else
 I will not, I will patently not
 I will not crow for you or anyone else
 I will not, I will patently not
 Maybe someone else will crawl for you
 Just like a Barbie Doll for you
 There's things I'm willing to chew on
 But your crow is not one of them
 I spent the last ten years trying to make your secretary happy with my style
 Now that I've seen your trophies, excuse me if I laugh a while
 If that's a reward for suffering
 Keep the stuff you're offering
 Piss on it, piss on it
 Throw it in the trash and kiss it
 I will not crow for you or anyone else
 I will not, I will patently not
 I will not crow for you or anyone else
 I will not, I will patently not
 Maybe someone else will be your rug
 Jump in a six foot hole you dug
 There's things I'm willing to chew on
 But your crow is not one of them
 Take your turn, take your place
 Take a walk out on my face
 Try again, you can try to dance
 But you'll never get the chance
 'Cause I will not crow for you or anyone else
 I will not, I will patently not
 I will not crow for you or anyone else
 I will not, I will patently not
 Maybe someone else will crawl for you
 Just like a Barbie Doll for you
 There's things I'm willing to chew on
 But your crow is not one of them
 There's things I'm willing to chew on
 But your crow isn't one of them