[00:00.00] 作词 : P. Thomas
[00:00.00] 作曲 : P. Thomas
[00:00.00](Written by Phil Thomas)
[00:05.79]Well, I was sittin' in this beer joint down in Houston, Texas.
[00:11.25]Was drinkin' Colorado  Kool-Aid and talkin' to some Mexicans,
[00:16.92]An' we was....what's that you say?
[00:20.76]What's Colorado Kool- Aid?
[00:25.65]Well, it's a can of Coors brewed from a mountain stream.
[00:30.90]It'll set you head on fire an' make your kidneys scream,
[00:35.58]Oh, it sure is fine.
[00:39.12]Yeah, we was havin' ourselves one of them real good times.
[00:47.31]But you know every beer joint that you've ever been in,
[00:51.57]Some big, mean drunk  who just ain't got no friend,
[00:56.58]Sure enough, he wants to fight,
[01:00.45]Yeah, he's gonna whip everything in sight.
[01:07.59]Well, he took him a big  swallow of beer,
[01:10.11]And he  spit in my Mexican friends ear.
[01:15.78]And, sure enough, that made my buddie real mad.
[01:19.95]That's somethin' like he ain't never had.
[01:25.92]Well, sir, he pulled out a big, long switch blade knife;
[01:31.86]Quick as a whistle he began to slice.
[01:34.08]An, that big mean drunk stood back, his face full of tears,
[01:40.77]Lookin' down at the floor, an'  one of his ears.
[01:46.83]Ha, he cut that thing off, even with the sideburns.
[01:52.11]You might say the little Mexican fella, he  just didn't give a durn.
[01:58.80]But he was a gentleman about it, an'  bent over and with a half way
[02:02.97]grin,
[02:04.41]Picked it up and handed it back to him.
[02:08.94]He said: "Now big man, you get the urge to spit a little beer,
[02:14.61]" Just open up your hand there, and  spit it in your own ear.
[02:19.38]"Won't be no trouble that way."  That's what I heard him say.
[02:26.55]And I said: "Barmaid, set us up a round of that Colorado Kool-Aid.
[02:30.60]"An  while you're up their, bring this big fella, here, a box of Band
[02:35.55]aids."
[02:37.80]Now let me tell you: if you're ever ridin' down in south of Texas,
[02:41.82]Decide to stop an' drink some Colorado Kool-Aid,
[02:45.33]An'  maybe talk to some Mexicans,
[02:47.70]An' you get the urge to get a little tough,
[02:50.67]Better make damn sure you got your knife proof ear-muff.
[02:56.22]Hey, ain't that right big man? I said ain't that right big man?
[03:03.06]Ah, hell he can't hear, not on this side anyway, he ain't got no ear.
[03:10.47]Hey barmaid, bring us all a big, tall glass of that Colorado  Kool-Aid.
[03:15.72]How about it?
[03:21.60]How you doin', big man? Still got your ear there in your hand?
[03:25.53]Fade out.