I'm A Star
 
 Everybody's saying, Girlfriend, just who do you
 think you are?,
 With your young good looking chauffuer, and
 your patent leather car,
 Well I may come from the gutter,
 But I'm
 aiming for the stars,
 And just like Johnny Rotten, I drive 'em crazy at the bar,..
 
 Maybe I should bribe a DJ, maybe I could
 get played that way,
 Maybe I should get a gun, you'd have a serial
 killer at number one,.
 
 *I'm a star (Now that I'm a star),
 Now is my time to rise and shine,
 I'm a star (Now the crowd is mine)
 Finish your song because the crowd is mine.
 
 Well, the In-crowd say in night clubs, I have
 done some carrying on,
 I'm sorry to offend you, but that's how I
 research my songs,
 And if my reputation suffers, well I do it for my art,
 And somewhere inside my microphone, I've got
 
 A diamond studded heart,
 
 Maybe I should bribe a DJ, maybe I could
 get played that way,
 Cry for public sympathy, well you can keep
 that stuff, 'cos it isn't me.
 
 I'm a star (Now that I'm a star),
 Now is my time to rise and shine,
 I'm a star (Now the crowd is mine),
 Finish your song because the crowd is mine.
 I'm a star (I will rise and shine),
 Now is my time, to rise and shine,
 I'm a star (Now the crowd is mine).
 
 Because the crowd is mine, because the
 crowd is mine,
 Because the crowd is mine, because the
 crowd is mine,
 Finish your song because the crowd is mine,
 because the crowd is mine,
 The crowd is mine.
 
 Maybe I should bribe a DJ, maybe I could
 get played that way,
 Maybe I should get a gun, you'll have a serial
 killer at number one,.
 
 *Repeat
 
 Just 'cos I've not got everything, doesn't mean
 I don't want more,
 You've got 'TAKE THAT! and GEORGE
 MICHAEL,they're such crashing bores!,
 
 Frome Liverpool to Paris, and from Birmingham
 to Rome,
 Anywhere there's a spotlight baby!, It's my
 birthright and my home,.
 
 You want looks?, I got 'em, Meisels' already
 shot 'em
 Jewels?, Don't need 'em, There's hungry
 people feed them,
 You want names?, I'll name them, scandalise
 and frame them,
 Cos I am a STAR!.