My sweetheart is a yogi The painter's still asleep I'm stuck here in my scoggie The smell is in trouble deep The president's head is played The garbage is pilin up The schoolyard kids are playin I'm on my second Coke Nick's goin' with me The neighbor's bangin Don't make me a bug Nick's goin' to a hangin' Oh, honey please, won’t you come? The dancin' sweetheart's smokin' Mercury is higher I’m scared to death but fallin' Now Jupiter is on fire I wish I had a dollar For every dream I've had The cat took off her collar Now I need to calm her down Nick's goin' to me Guitars are playin' You can hear them strum We're goin' to a hangin' Oh, honey please, won't you come? It's called a crime of passion It's called a circus tribe The media teeth are nashing While wearin' that anchor's smile I sure can face the ocean The desert burnt the toast I wish I had some lotion I feel like a piece of toast Nick's goin' to leave Bells are ringin' Goin to death and to jump We're goin' to a hangin' Oh, honey please, won’t you come? Oh, honey please, won’t you come?