I've got a new dress on
I'm taking my time choosing
What shoes to wear
Got butterflies in my stomach
As I walk into the bar
And see you sitting there
It only takes one drink
For me to make my mind up
Now I'm looking around the room
For my escape
Because you brag so much
And you're rude to our waiter
I wish that he could take your place
It's funny how so fast
Our first date turns into our last
And time has never felt so slow
I guess I missed the signs
When you asked me out that night
I was curious at first
But now I know
You say you checked out my MySpace
And the first song was annoying
But it grew on you
That's good, when I first met you
I thought you were charming
But you just changed my view
It's funny how so fast
Our first date turns into our last
And time has never felt so slow
I guess I missed the signs
When you asked me out that night
I was curious at first
But now I know
Now you're walking me home
And I'm letting you down gently
You say "Hey! Put this in a song"
And then you kiss me
So this one's for you
You arrogant fool
It's funny how so fast
Our first date turns into our last
And time has never felt so slow
I guess I missed the signs
When you asked me out that night
I was curious at first
But now I know the kind of guy you are
And I would never say "Yes"
To a second date with you
Good Night