作词 : Sermon, Smith
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Straight from 
Brooklyn, from out the projects
It's DJ Scratch, so girls fix your 
KotexThe Ruler, not 
Slick Rick but the ruler on the mix
With ten or more tricks, take flicks
Prick, but please don't miss this
Watch my D
J cut with his dick, yeah
Slick ain't it? 
See your mom's fainted
Technique 1200 and watch 
Scratch train it
I'ma step off and let 
Scratch collect dough
While you hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Here with the movement of his hands
Who is the best? 
Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Who is the best? 
Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Who is the best? 
Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Who is the best? 
Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
A brief description, yeah bust my 
DJ on the mix
No line switch, two transform cuts with his lips
And feeds up and down is extra weak
He strictly cross fades club mixes every week
Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade
Real name 
George Spivey, sports a high-top fade
Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'
No arrows on the record or marks or needle poppin'
From table to table, sports a 
Gucci cable
EPMD's the group, 
Def Jam is the label
Now I'ma step off while 
Scratch collects his dough
Or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Hear my jam with the funky piano
Here with the movement of his hands
Who is the best? 
Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Who is the best? 
Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Who is the best? 
Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Who is the best? 
Me, stop lying, go ask her mother
Good God, good 
God, good 
God, good 
God