[00:01.21] | 霍小开你这话说对了 |
[00:05.71] | 这次我出来的目的不为别的 |
[00:08.95] | 就是要物色一位能和我匹配的美娇娘 |
[00:14.07] | 美娇娘 |
[00:15.63] | 要辣的辣的够劲的够劲的 |
[00:20.69] | 生龙活虎的带刺玫瑰 |
[00:24.67] | 带刺玫瑰 |
[00:34.48] | 柔顺的女人不够看 |
[00:37.03] | 世界上多的是这种女人 |
[00:39.59] | 随便对我抛媚眼的女人不够看 |
[00:41.96] | 世界上满地找都有这种人 |
[00:44.59] | 我需要耶我需要 |
[00:53.64] | 能挑起男人的烈火 |
[00:56.25] | 刺激男人的胃口 |
[00:58.50] | 振作男人雄风的女人 |
[01:03.49] | 振作男人雄风的女人 |
[01:08.48] | 娇艳的玫瑰不够看 |
[01:10.35] | 园子里多的是这种玫瑰 |
[01:12.85] | 随便被园丁摘下的花朵不够看 |
[01:15.29] | 地球上到处是这样的花蕊 |
[01:17.87] | 我需要耶我需要 |
[01:27.31] | 能挑起男人的嗅觉 |
[01:29.92] | 刺激男人的灵魂 |
[01:32.35] | 却不容易得逞的女人 |
[01:37.15] | 却不容易得逞的女人 |
[01:41.28] | 大龙这可巧了 |
[01:44.03] | 包在我身上啦 |
[01:45.45] | 眼前正有一桩婚事 |
[01:47.01] | 正等着你这幸运的年轻人 |
[01:49.26] | 女主角美丽有钱积极能干 |
[01:53.45] | 这样的好事 |
[01:54.32] | 怎么会单单落在 |
[01:55.39] | 我这外地人头上呢 |
[01:56.93] | 我隐藏没说的 |
[01:57.62] | 正是你内心的渴望 |
[02:01.37] | 她很凶悍 |
[02:02.62] | 像恶虎扑向一只羊 |
[02:05.48] | 她太暴躁 |
[02:06.62] | 像浑身是刺的仙人掌 |
[02:09.47] | 她最骄傲 |
[02:11.17] | 像日正当中的大太阳 |
[02:22.31] | 有趣的事情发生了 |
[02:29.05] | 这就是我要找的带刺玫瑰 |
[02:35.71] | 不是最好的品种我不要 |
[02:37.96] | 不是 Mission Impossible 我不干 |
[02:40.21] | 这位小姐就像为我量身打造 |
[02:42.90] | 我真为米罗城的男人悲哀 |
[02:45.09] | 我马上去向她提亲 |
[02:47.21] | 只要她真像你说得那么样的彪悍啊 |
[02:50.77] | 大龙 |
[02:51.70] | 难道你不怕那只母老虎把你给吃了 |
[02:54.96] | 放心吧 |
[02:56.02] | 我会像暴风雨一样 让 |
[02:57.53] | 他乖乖地躺回洞里面去的 |
[03:06.50] | 一个男人的勇气 |
[03:07.68] | 如果不发挥在女人的身上 |
[03:09.06] | 又怎么能够证明他还有胆子呢 |
[03:12.49] | 对了大龙 |
[03:13.67] | 我要拜托你一件事情 |
[03:15.61] | 那郝伯伯身边还有一颗珍贵的明珠 |
[03:19.03] | 温柔的二女儿郝丽丝小姐 |
[03:21.59] | 你等我换上身衣服 |
[03:22.53] | 打扮成一个教音乐的老师 |
[03:24.90] | 然后把我推荐给郝伯伯 |
[03:26.65] | 这样我就可以一亲芳泽了 |
[03:30.83] | 这有什么问题 |
[03:32.02] | 各取所需嘛来 |
[00:01.21] | huo xiao kai ni zhe hua shuo dui le |
[00:05.71] | zhe ci wo chu lai de mu di bu wei bie de |
[00:08.95] | jiu shi yao wu se yi wei neng he wo pi pei de mei jiao niang |
[00:14.07] | mei jiao niang |
[00:15.63] | yao la de la de gou jin de gou jin de |
[00:20.69] | sheng long huo hu de dai ci mei gui |
[00:24.67] | dai ci mei gui |
[00:34.48] | rou shun de nv ren bu gou kan |
[00:37.03] | shi jie shang duo de shi zhe zhong nv ren |
[00:39.59] | sui bian dui wo pao mei yan de nv ren bu gou kan |
[00:41.96] | shi jie shang man di zhao dou you zhe zhong ren |
[00:44.59] | wo xu yao ye wo xu yao |
[00:53.64] | neng tiao qi nan ren de lie huo |
[00:56.25] | ci ji nan ren de wei kou |
[00:58.50] | zhen zuo nan ren xiong feng de nv ren |
[01:03.49] | zhen zuo nan ren xiong feng de nv ren |
[01:08.48] | jiao yan de mei gui bu gou kan |
[01:10.35] | yuan zi li duo de shi zhe zhong mei gui |
[01:12.85] | sui bian bei yuan ding zhai xia de hua duo bu gou kan |
[01:15.29] | di qiu shang dao chu shi zhe yang de hua rui |
[01:17.87] | wo xu yao ye wo xu yao |
[01:27.31] | neng tiao qi nan ren de xiu jue |
[01:29.92] | ci ji nan ren de ling hun |
[01:32.35] | que bu rong yi de cheng de nv ren |
[01:37.15] | que bu rong yi de cheng de nv ren |
[01:41.28] | da long zhe ke qiao le |
[01:44.03] | bao zai wo shen shang la |
[01:45.45] | yan qian zheng you yi zhuang hun shi |
[01:47.01] | zheng deng zhe ni zhe xing yun de nian qing ren |
[01:49.26] | nv zhu jue mei li you qian ji ji neng gan |
[01:53.45] | zhe yang de hao shi |
[01:54.32] | zen me hui dan dan luo zai |
[01:55.39] | wo zhe wai di ren tou shang ne |
[01:56.93] | wo yin cang mei shuo de |
[01:57.62] | zheng shi ni nei xin de ke wang |
[02:01.37] | ta hen xiong han |
[02:02.62] | xiang e hu pu xiang yi zhi yang |
[02:05.48] | ta tai bao zao |
[02:06.62] | xiang hun shen shi ci de xian ren zhang |
[02:09.47] | ta zui jiao ao |
[02:11.17] | xiang ri zheng dang zhong de da tai yang |
[02:22.31] | you qu de shi qing fa sheng le |
[02:29.05] | zhe jiu shi wo yao zhao de dai ci mei gui |
[02:35.71] | bu shi zui hao de pin zhong wo bu yao |
[02:37.96] | bu shi Mission Impossible wo bu gan |
[02:40.21] | zhe wei xiao jie jiu xiang wei wo liang shen da zao |
[02:42.90] | wo zhen wei mi luo cheng de nan ren bei ai |
[02:45.09] | wo ma shang qu xiang ta ti qin |
[02:47.21] | zhi yao ta zhen xiang ni shuo de na me yang de biao han a |
[02:50.77] | da long |
[02:51.70] | nan dao ni bu pa na zhi mu lao hu ba ni gei chi le |
[02:54.96] | fang xin ba |
[02:56.02] | wo hui xiang bao feng yu yi yang rang |
[02:57.53] | ta guai guai di tang hui dong li mian qu de |
[03:06.50] | yi ge nan ren de yong qi |
[03:07.68] | ru guo bu fa hui zai nv ren de shen shang |
[03:09.06] | you zen me neng gou zheng ming ta hai you dan zi ne |
[03:12.49] | dui le da long |
[03:13.67] | wo yao bai tuo ni yi jian shi qing |
[03:15.61] | na hao bo bo shen bian hai you yi ke zhen gui de ming zhu |
[03:19.03] | wen rou de er nv er hao li si xiao jie |
[03:21.59] | ni deng wo huan shang shen yi fu |
[03:22.53] | da ban cheng yi ge jiao yin yue de lao shi |
[03:24.90] | ran hou ba wo tui jian gei hao bo bo |
[03:26.65] | zhe yang wo jiu ke yi yi qin fang ze le |
[03:30.83] | zhe you shen me wen ti |
[03:32.02] | ge qu suo xu ma lai |
[00:01.21] | huò xiǎo kāi nǐ zhè huà shuō duì le |
[00:05.71] | zhè cì wǒ chū lái de mù dì bù wéi bié de |
[00:08.95] | jiù shì yào wù sè yī wèi néng hé wǒ pǐ pèi de měi jiāo niáng |
[00:14.07] | měi jiāo niáng |
[00:15.63] | yào là de là de gòu jìn de gòu jìn de |
[00:20.69] | shēng lóng huó hǔ de dài cì méi guī |
[00:24.67] | dài cì méi guī |
[00:34.48] | róu shùn de nǚ rén bù gòu kàn |
[00:37.03] | shì jiè shang duō de shì zhè zhǒng nǚ rén |
[00:39.59] | suí biàn duì wǒ pāo mèi yǎn de nǚ rén bù gòu kàn |
[00:41.96] | shì jiè shang mǎn dì zhǎo dōu yǒu zhè zhǒng rén |
[00:44.59] | wǒ xū yào yé wǒ xū yào |
[00:53.64] | néng tiǎo qǐ nán rén de liè huǒ |
[00:56.25] | cì jī nán rén de wèi kǒu |
[00:58.50] | zhèn zuò nán rén xióng fēng de nǚ rén |
[01:03.49] | zhèn zuò nán rén xióng fēng de nǚ rén |
[01:08.48] | jiāo yàn de méi guī bù gòu kàn |
[01:10.35] | yuán zǐ lǐ duō de shì zhè zhǒng méi guī |
[01:12.85] | suí biàn bèi yuán dīng zhāi xià de huā duǒ bù gòu kàn |
[01:15.29] | dì qiú shàng dào chù shì zhè yàng de huā ruǐ |
[01:17.87] | wǒ xū yào yé wǒ xū yào |
[01:27.31] | néng tiǎo qǐ nán rén de xiù jué |
[01:29.92] | cì jī nán rén de líng hún |
[01:32.35] | què bù róng yì dé chěng de nǚ rén |
[01:37.15] | què bù róng yì dé chěng de nǚ rén |
[01:41.28] | dà lóng zhè kě qiǎo le |
[01:44.03] | bāo zài wǒ shēn shàng la |
[01:45.45] | yǎn qián zhèng yǒu yī zhuāng hūn shì |
[01:47.01] | zhèng děng zhe nǐ zhè xìng yùn de nián qīng rén |
[01:49.26] | nǚ zhǔ jué měi lì yǒu qián jī jí néng gàn |
[01:53.45] | zhè yàng de hǎo shì |
[01:54.32] | zěn me huì dān dān luò zài |
[01:55.39] | wǒ zhè wài dì rén tóu shàng ne |
[01:56.93] | wǒ yǐn cáng méi shuō de |
[01:57.62] | zhèng shì nǐ nèi xīn de kě wàng |
[02:01.37] | tā hěn xiōng hàn |
[02:02.62] | xiàng è hǔ pū xiàng yì zhī yáng |
[02:05.48] | tā tài bào zào |
[02:06.62] | xiàng hún shēn shì cì de xiān rén zhǎng |
[02:09.47] | tā zuì jiāo ào |
[02:11.17] | xiàng rì zhèng dāng zhōng de dà tài yáng |
[02:22.31] | yǒu qù de shì qíng fā shēng le |
[02:29.05] | zhè jiù shì wǒ yào zhǎo de dài cì méi guī |
[02:35.71] | bú shì zuì hǎo de pǐn zhǒng wǒ bú yào |
[02:37.96] | bú shì Mission Impossible wǒ bù gàn |
[02:40.21] | zhè wèi xiǎo jiě jiù xiàng wèi wǒ liáng shēn dǎ zào |
[02:42.90] | wǒ zhēn wèi mǐ luó chéng de nán rén bēi āi |
[02:45.09] | wǒ mǎ shǎng qù xiàng tā tí qīn |
[02:47.21] | zhǐ yào tā zhēn xiàng nǐ shuō de nà me yàng de biāo hàn a |
[02:50.77] | dà lóng |
[02:51.70] | nán dào nǐ bù pà nà zhǐ mǔ lǎo hǔ bǎ nǐ gěi chī le |
[02:54.96] | fàng xīn ba |
[02:56.02] | wǒ huì xiàng bào fēng yǔ yí yàng ràng |
[02:57.53] | tā guāi guāi dì tǎng huí dòng lǐ miàn qù de |
[03:06.50] | yí gè nán rén de yǒng qì |
[03:07.68] | rú guǒ bù fā huī zài nǚ rén de shēn shàng |
[03:09.06] | yòu zěn me néng gòu zhèng míng tā hái yǒu dǎn zi ne |
[03:12.49] | duì le dà lóng |
[03:13.67] | wǒ yào bài tuō nǐ yī jiàn shì qíng |
[03:15.61] | nà hǎo bó bo shēn biān hái yǒu yī kē zhēn guì de míng zhū |
[03:19.03] | wēn róu de èr nǚ ér hǎo lì sī xiǎo jiě |
[03:21.59] | nǐ děng wǒ huàn shàng shēn yī fú |
[03:22.53] | dǎ bàn chéng yí gè jiào yīn yuè de lǎo shī |
[03:24.90] | rán hòu bǎ wǒ tuī jiàn gěi hǎo bó bo |
[03:26.65] | zhè yàng wǒ jiù kě yǐ yī qīn fāng zé le |
[03:30.83] | zhè yǒu shén me wèn tí |
[03:32.02] | gè qǔ suǒ xū ma lái |