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I got a 20 sider on call |
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dressed up and ready to roll |
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Get up and choose alignment |
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dressed up and ready to roll |
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Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave. |
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Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page. |
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Check out my thief he's got the black shield |
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dressed up and ready to roll |
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Fan out to scope that fortress |
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dressed up and ready to roll |
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Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe |
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Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality |
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We may not know any girls |
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But we got graph paper guiding our way |
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We got confusion, delusion |
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And all of Friday night to kill. |
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Pick up the phone the pizza's still late dressed up and ready to roll |
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We'll try to hide from Cyclops dressed up and ready to roll |
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That was by far the best time that we ever had. |
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That was by far the best time that we ever had. |
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Get to the tavern have a few beers |
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dressed up and ready to roll |
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Pick up and Elvin bar whore |
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dressed up and ready to roll |
