歌曲 | Jamie's Petting Zoo |
歌手 | Guttermouth |
专辑 | Friendly People |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Guttermouth | |
I've had my pet | |
Since i was nine years old | |
I loved him and fed him | |
But one day he attacked | |
I knew he didn't love me back | |
So i grabbed him like a football | |
And punted fifty yards | |
Now i hate pets | |
Take yourself to the vet | |
Now i hate pets | |
Dolphins trapped in little nets | |
Now i hate pets | |
You little fucking | |
Screaming shit-bag | |
I should of let your mother | |
Eat you, little fucker | |
So i got a little birdy | |
And i trained it everyday | |
He knew 1000 words | |
But then he flew away | |
But then i got him back | |
The fucker wouldn't shut his trap | |
So i took him to the bathroom | |
And rubbed his beak in shit | |
Now i hate pets | |
Spotted owls in their nests | |
Now i hate pets | |
Bagged a deer and made a vest | |
Now i hate pets | |
Birds and bees and bears and bison | |
Pigs and parrots and pandas | |
I fucking hate them all!!! | |
I was walking through the park | |
When a snake peered from his hole | |
A perfect opportunity | |
To take the bastard home | |
I chopped his fucking head off | |
With my handy garden hoe | |
And made a lovely hat-band | |
For my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw! | |
Now i hate pets | |
10,000 volts to the chest | |
Now i hate pets | |
Fed my cat some cigarettes | |
Now i hate pets | |
You little fucking | |
Screaming shit-bag | |
Bastard | |
Fuck you, you | |
Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!! |
zuo ci : Guttermouth | |
I' ve had my pet | |
Since i was nine years old | |
I loved him and fed him | |
But one day he attacked | |
I knew he didn' t love me back | |
So i grabbed him like a football | |
And punted fifty yards | |
Now i hate pets | |
Take yourself to the vet | |
Now i hate pets | |
Dolphins trapped in little nets | |
Now i hate pets | |
You little fucking | |
Screaming shitbag | |
I should of let your mother | |
Eat you, little fucker | |
So i got a little birdy | |
And i trained it everyday | |
He knew 1000 words | |
But then he flew away | |
But then i got him back | |
The fucker wouldn' t shut his trap | |
So i took him to the bathroom | |
And rubbed his beak in shit | |
Now i hate pets | |
Spotted owls in their nests | |
Now i hate pets | |
Bagged a deer and made a vest | |
Now i hate pets | |
Birds and bees and bears and bison | |
Pigs and parrots and pandas | |
I fucking hate them all!!! | |
I was walking through the park | |
When a snake peered from his hole | |
A perfect opportunity | |
To take the bastard home | |
I chopped his fucking head off | |
With my handy garden hoe | |
And made a lovely hatband | |
For my redneck cousin bo, heeehaaw! | |
Now i hate pets | |
10, 000 volts to the chest | |
Now i hate pets | |
Fed my cat some cigarettes | |
Now i hate pets | |
You little fucking | |
Screaming shitbag | |
Bastard | |
Fuck you, you | |
Fucking pigshit licker, fuck!!!!!! |
zuò cí : Guttermouth | |
I' ve had my pet | |
Since i was nine years old | |
I loved him and fed him | |
But one day he attacked | |
I knew he didn' t love me back | |
So i grabbed him like a football | |
And punted fifty yards | |
Now i hate pets | |
Take yourself to the vet | |
Now i hate pets | |
Dolphins trapped in little nets | |
Now i hate pets | |
You little fucking | |
Screaming shitbag | |
I should of let your mother | |
Eat you, little fucker | |
So i got a little birdy | |
And i trained it everyday | |
He knew 1000 words | |
But then he flew away | |
But then i got him back | |
The fucker wouldn' t shut his trap | |
So i took him to the bathroom | |
And rubbed his beak in shit | |
Now i hate pets | |
Spotted owls in their nests | |
Now i hate pets | |
Bagged a deer and made a vest | |
Now i hate pets | |
Birds and bees and bears and bison | |
Pigs and parrots and pandas | |
I fucking hate them all!!! | |
I was walking through the park | |
When a snake peered from his hole | |
A perfect opportunity | |
To take the bastard home | |
I chopped his fucking head off | |
With my handy garden hoe | |
And made a lovely hatband | |
For my redneck cousin bo, heeehaaw! | |
Now i hate pets | |
10, 000 volts to the chest | |
Now i hate pets | |
Fed my cat some cigarettes | |
Now i hate pets | |
You little fucking | |
Screaming shitbag | |
Bastard | |
Fuck you, you | |
Fucking pigshit licker, fuck!!!!!! |