Jamie's Petting Zoo

Jamie's Petting Zoo 歌词

歌曲 Jamie's Petting Zoo
歌手 Guttermouth
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作词 : Guttermouth
I've had my pet
Since i was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn't love me back
So i grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards
Now i hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now i hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little fucker
So i got a little birdy
And i trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then i got him back
The fucker wouldn't shut his trap
So i took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in shit
Now i hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now i hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now i hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I fucking hate them all!!!
I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the bastard home
I chopped his fucking head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hat-band
For my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw!
Now i hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
Now i hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
Bastard
Fuck you, you
Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!
zuo ci : Guttermouth
I' ve had my pet
Since i was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn' t love me back
So i grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards
Now i hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now i hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shitbag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little fucker
So i got a little birdy
And i trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then i got him back
The fucker wouldn' t shut his trap
So i took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in shit
Now i hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now i hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now i hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I fucking hate them all!!!
I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the bastard home
I chopped his fucking head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hatband
For my redneck cousin bo, heeehaaw!
Now i hate pets
10, 000 volts to the chest
Now i hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shitbag
Bastard
Fuck you, you
Fucking pigshit licker, fuck!!!!!!
zuò cí : Guttermouth
I' ve had my pet
Since i was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn' t love me back
So i grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards
Now i hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now i hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shitbag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little fucker
So i got a little birdy
And i trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then i got him back
The fucker wouldn' t shut his trap
So i took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in shit
Now i hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now i hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now i hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I fucking hate them all!!!
I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the bastard home
I chopped his fucking head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hatband
For my redneck cousin bo, heeehaaw!
Now i hate pets
10, 000 volts to the chest
Now i hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shitbag
Bastard
Fuck you, you
Fucking pigshit licker, fuck!!!!!!
Jamie's Petting Zoo 歌词
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