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Ding dong, ding dong |
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Hi! Hey! Sorry we're late |
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You're not the first |
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Oh Great! |
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Hey listen I'm sorry but we can't stay late |
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so we parked in the middle at the top by the gate |
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on the grass with the crass Volkswagen estate |
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Whose is it? Mine! You're kidding, it's great! (Jesus) |
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I just love the way he's used the car like an empty canvas |
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and let the rust eat itself into the overall design |
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with such devastating spontaneity |
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David you're ignoring me, come here |
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Who do you have to f**k to get a drink 'round here? |
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It's art David, neo-functional mannerism |
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cerebral but oblique |
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it's one star four owner shagged out chic |
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one star four owner shagged out chic |
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one star four owner shagged out chic |
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one star four owner shagged out chic |
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one star four owner shagged out chic |
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one star four owner shagged out chic |
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You're a cocksucker Michael |
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you are what you eat David! |
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Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong |
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Darling, darling, Hi darling |
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Hello darling John! Ben! John! Sandy! John! Somerset! John! |
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Weekend! John! Wendy! John! Kevin! Got any? |
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No but I've got champagne! |
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Hi, hi, hi there. |
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Damn it I know you're in a bit of a spot |
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and you're used to the Merc and the Moet and the yacht |
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and it must be a blow to the ego, what! |
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But forget about this video rot |
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and write yourselves a hit or three |
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like "I'm Not in Paris" or "The Dean and Me" |
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I mean really I don't like your stuff very much |
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it's too avant garde and aggressive and butch |
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I prefer a gentle and melodic touch |
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but the kids today have got their ears in their crutch |
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If it's not robots singing in Dutch |
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it's Adam and the Ants and Starsky and Hutch |
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By the way here's your present, Thanks very much |
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Now who's here? |
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The Prews, the Magoos, the Targetts and the Benmen |
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Johnny Peruvian, Marathon Man, |
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Blonde and the dangerous cameraman |
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Hello. The Prews, the Magoos, the Targetts, and the Benmen |
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Brando, Banacek, Pusher, Taker, |
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Student Prince and cocktail shaker |
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Hello. The Prews, the Magoos, the Targetts, and the Benmen |
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Tim Clinch Vicar's son, Prince Buster meets Tweedledum... |
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Hello. The Prews, the Magoos, the Targetts, and the Benmen |
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Well Jesus Christ is that the time |
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I could have sworn it was only twenty to nine |
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Hello Susan darling you look divine |
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Anyway we'd better be off before we get blocked in |
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so give our regards to the Paul and the Lynnes |
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and the swankys and the chatters and the Tequila twins |
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sorry Attilla's brides |
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Anyway must go, must fly, don't drink yourselves to death |
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but the baby is allergic to the babysitter's breath |
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and she'll have her boyfriend in a vice-like grip |
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on the backgammon table sucking guacamole dip |
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through the holes in his stockings, isn't it shocking! |
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Champagne. |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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Oh boy my skin feels about an inch thick, how about you Ben? |
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I'm fine, another line? |
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Why is everybody talking in speech balloons |
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and disappearing in Tequila fumes |
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Another line? Fine. |
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I love you Ben, let me count the ways |
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whoops here comes the Spaghetti Bolognaise |
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So I'm stuck in the toilet with Rick |
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and I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be |
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I think I'm gonna be, it's gonna be, I'm gonna be, |
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it's gonna be, gonna be, gonna be, it's gonna be |
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so long Rick |
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It's gonna be me and the bowl, |
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me and the bowl |
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me and the never ending bowl |
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me and the bowl |
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me and the bowl |
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me and the never ending bowl |
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me and the bowl |
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me and the bowl |
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me and the never ending bowl |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |
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Transcribed by TJ Thurston 1/27/95 |
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