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Are you bored? |
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Are you jaded? |
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Has all the enthusiasm faded? |
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Are you one of those people |
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Like glazed fruit |
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Who sit there in shell-shock |
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Till the dot on your screen disappears? |
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Are you one of those people |
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Or are you just afraid? |
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Are you one who craves excitement |
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Were you tailor made |
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For this sporting life? |
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Living on a knife edge |
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This sporting life's forever changing |
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Are you one of these people? |
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The keys please quick |
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Every second counts |
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I've signed the book |
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Gimme the keys |
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The elevator opens its mouth |
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Like Jonah and the whale |
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The elevator spits me out |
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Into a freak show |
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It's a freak show |
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And into a swarm of flies |
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Do.....do not disturb |
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Do.....do not disturb |
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The sign on the door read: |
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Do not disturb |
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Strange looks from the bellman |
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As he takes me down the hallway |
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through a firedoor to a stairwell |
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Skidding, skidding, skidding, skidding |
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Out of control, out of control |
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Do.....do not disturb |
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Do.....do not disturb |
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The sign on the door read |
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The sign on the door said |
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The sign on the door read |
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Do not disturb |
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This is the Bad Samaritans |
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Hello loved one |
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Sorry there was nobody here |
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To take your call personally |
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However, we understand |
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What you're going through |
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How you've travelled life's highway |
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With your smile on upside-down |
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And now you think you've found |
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The ultimate answer to all your problems |
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Don't be hasty |
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Why waste a life |
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Wait until there's a crowd down below |
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Give a little when you go |
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Are you one of these people? |
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Jump jump jump jump jump...... |
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There's a fruitcake in the window |
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Someone fetch the cops |
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For God's sake get a camera |
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Before the bastard drops |
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A little to the left |
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A little to the right |
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A little to the left |
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Maybe tonight's the night |
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Why are we waiting? |
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We're waiting |
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A little to the left |
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Right down the middle |
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A little to the right |
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X marks the spot |
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You ain't gonna be |
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On This is Your Life's tonight |
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This sporting life |
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Needs organising |
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We'd gladly lose the cup |
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If we could stick the knife in |
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This sporting life |
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This sporting life |
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This sporting life's forever changing |
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Are you bored? |
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Are you jaded? |
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Has all enthusiasm faded |
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Are you one of those people? |
