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Wow said the king to the fighters in the ring |
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I sure do think it's funny |
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The way you punch and you brawl till you can barely crawl |
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Are you sure you're only in it for the money? |
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Good golly said the creep to the cop on the beat |
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I do admire the way you feel a collar |
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With all the beating and the showing that ain't so lovely doving |
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Are you sure you only do it for the dollar? |
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Wow said the judge to the hooker with a nudge |
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I'm gonna find you all your pleasure |
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But with the pervs and the kinks and the queer rinky dinks |
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Are you sure you only do it for the treasure? |
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Hey man said God to the Devil with a nod |
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I'm gonna fight you for the human race |
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But if I beat you with a spell and kick you out of hell |
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Are you sure that I can take your your place? |
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I'll be your confidante |
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Tell me of all your desires |
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Let me be your confidante |
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I'll help to put coal on your fires |