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And fuckin two of the finest bitches around G; |
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it used to be fun, but now it's gettin borin to me |
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Constantly fuckin, fuckin, fuckin, fuckin |
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Ridin my dick like a horse, buckin, buckin |
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Now I'm gettin that enlightenment, in my life |
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I'm missin that excitement |
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Thinkin about, how these two girls could excite me |
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Then it hit me -- both of them liked me |
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Huh, HAHA, yeah that's the lick |
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Listen and learn, while I kick some more serious shit |
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.. |
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Diggin deep into my mind, you understand |
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I came up with a dope-ass master plan |
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Thinkin while I sip on a 40 |
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I got it! I'ma throw myself a private party |
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I called up one, and said, "Whassup? |
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What's goin on?" She said, "Nuthin much" |
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I said, "Hey, I got a very close friend, who wants to meet cha |
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She thinks you're pretty, and from what I told her, she too" |
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She thought about it and said, "Cool, it's on" |
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Pick me up at eight -- then I hung up the phone |
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I called up the other, dropped a little know-how |
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Kicked it to her smoooooth, that other level style |
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Then I dropped the second step of my plan |
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Asked her had she ever been with two men, or a woman and man? |
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("Say what?") It's just a question, I'm not out to diss you |
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She said, "Yeah baby it's cool, but yo, I'm heterosexual" |
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She was frontin man, trust me |
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Cause she's the type of hoe who like to taste her own pussy |
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When we're fuckin she takes the dick out, licks it all over |
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then she puts it in her mouth |
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Now after doin that type of shit |
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She could be talkin the other things REAL quick |
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I said, "I got another friend, I wanna party with |
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and we can all get into the hot tub and have a little bit of fun |
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You know baby? Hahaha! |
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Consider this a test and if you pass you'll be my number one" |
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She said, "Okay it's a date |
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I gotta make a few runs, so pick me up at eight" |
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"Huh, better make it eight thirty! Give me some time to wash up, |
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and take a bath because I'm kinda dirty" |
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Before she hung up the phone, I said, "Wait! |
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If you wasn't special to me, I wouldn'ta invited you on the date" |
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She said, "Yeah, I know - I love you see you later" |
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Things are gettin good but in the end they'll be much greater |
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Pick em up, then I make em feel comfortable |
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Crackin jokes, as if I was Cliff Huxtable |
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Get into the crib, things are hype |
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Fix em a couple of drinks, to get their heads right |
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but not too much cause I don't wanna make em woozy |
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Thirty minutes later, let's jump into the jacuzzi |
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One said, "I didn't even bring a swimsuit" |
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The other said, "Don't worry about it - ain't nobody gonna bite you; |
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cause I don't have one either.." |
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The shit was gettin dope! I had to take a breather |
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Step into the water and it's showtime |
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I'm a nigga -- so I GOTS to go for mine |
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But the key's to have patience |
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But with two of the finest girls in the world, who wouldn't be anxious? |
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But I kept my cool, grinnin like a devil |
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Know I'm bout to put these two bitches on that other level |
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Hayeah yeah yeah, I'm just your typical horny little devil |
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I make them both suck on my chest like Mr. Slick |
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Then I took one's head, and pushed it down to the dick |
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Now I got one on the dick, one on the nipples |
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Squeezin on they asses, the shit is so simple! |
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Then another smooth move real quick |
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I pushed the other bitch's head down to the dick |
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Now they're suckin on my dick like a lollipop |
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In and out of each other's mouth, when will they ever stop? |
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Oooh! Suckin on my pole; and while they suckin on my pole |
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I'm runnin my fingers through their pussyholes |
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Then back up to the chest again - YES! |
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Everything is cool, cause I'm the best my friend |
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Now they're lickin on my chest, my nipples rather die |
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Jimmy pushed both of their heads together |
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Now they kissin one another - oooh! |
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Fifty minutes later, they were eatin each other |
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I got these bitches so much into themselves they forgot about me |
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And I'm sittin here, butt-motherfuckin-naked G |
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But after time went by, yo |
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You know a nigga like me, had to get down for mines |
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And I shoulda won a fuckin medal |
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For takin both of these bitches, to the other level |
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Bushwick Bill, the other level, part one |
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Listen and learn, and you'll be aight |
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Geto Boys outta here, 1991 |
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Year two thousand and forever |
