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who gives a fuck about a god damn grammy?" |
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(willie d) |
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Yo, flav, i give a fuck about a god damn grammy |
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But them motherfuckin hoes won't hand me one |
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At least you was invited by the biggots |
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The motherfuckers told me to buy a ticket |
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To the phoney ass ceremony |
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Fuck oscar, emmy, and tony |
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Cause when it comes to award time |
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Niggaz be standin on the god damn sideline |
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I'm loadin my nine, cause i got a lotta grudges |
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I'm bout to take out the judges |
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Willie d won't shit cha but hit cha |
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Take a look at the overall picture |
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Every year its the same old story |
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Same faces, same kinda gories |
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I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me |
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Now where's my god damn trophy? |
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I'm under a microscope, for the songs i wrote |
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Cause the ganksta of love don't scapegoat |
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I tell it like it is that's why they don't ban me |
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I ain't tryin to make nobody happy |
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I'm from the streets so i kick it for the ghetto |
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I can't talk about shit i don't know |
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Your whole vocabulary's baby baby baby |
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That's why you so god damn crazy |
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And it should be a crime |
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One sucka gets nominated 5 or 6 damn times |
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It ain't that he's better than the rest |
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It's just a damn popularity contest |
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Or a bribe or a favor |
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Motherfuckers make a speech and they think that they major |
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I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me |
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Now where's my god damn trophy? |
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(award host) |
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"and the winner is george strait" |
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"for best female vocalist, reba mcintyre" |
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"most appearances made after death, elvis presley |
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The king couldn't be here due to illness |
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So to accept his award on his behalf, we have grateful dead" |
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It ain't what you know, it's who you know bro |
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That's why i'm not on your radio and your video show |
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It's gettin kinda hectic |
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And i still ain't kissin no ass to be accepted |
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They finally gotta category for rap |
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But don't blink cause you'll miss it in the format |
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And if you follow my suggestions |
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9 times outta 10 you see some country western |
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They need to have willie d on that stage |
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Pumpin his fists like this and gettin bliss |
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With md-20 20 |
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Or the 40 o-z wit the rest of the gb |
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I'm tired of your boring shows |
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I make your stuck up ass audience say ho! |
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I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me |
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Now where's my god damn trophy |
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(award host) |
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"and the winner is randy travis |
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And guns and...hey what the?" |
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(willie d) |
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"get the fuck outta the way |
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Get your ass out the god damn way |
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Yo man, the real motherfuckin winners is |
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The god damn geto boys for most fuck words in a song |
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The bitch killa of the year grammy goes to |
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That nigga you love to have ice cube |
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The nasty ass group award goes out to 2 live crew |
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The high roller of the industry award goes out to ice t |
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The pro-black grammy goes out to public enemy |
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Cause they too black and they too god damn strong |
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And we gonna give the lip-sync god damn motherfuckin grammy |
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To those punk motherfuckers, milli vanilli |