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This is a tale of misplaced love |
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A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all thewrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest andstuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating let'slisten on and hear how my gumpy friend violent jay goes aboutgetting his feelings crushed once again |
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After 3 years in a mental asylum |
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I'm finally out and |
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I'm fine now no doubt |
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Rolling home |
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I see a bitch on a payphone. |
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She was fat and round and had it going on. |
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She had a name tag on |
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Roxy Carol |
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Stepped up to her like hello |
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We was kicking it |
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I said I got this dick sup on lickin it |
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She said I'm down for the tactics |
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Then my dick stood up like a |
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Tucson cactus |
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I threw her in the back of my jaloppe |
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She was wet and sloppy |
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But nothing could stop me |
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I was like jesus |
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Her neden was yellow and smelled like cheese pizza |
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I paid it no mind |
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I stuck my dick in raw and comenced to grind. |
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Toxic love |
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I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely |
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Toxic love |
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Did she burn you? |
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YesDid it hurt you? |
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YesToxic love |
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I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely |
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Toxic love |
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Did she burn you? |
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YesDid it hurt you? |
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YesThe whole car smelled like pickles |
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I stuck my toe in her ass |
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And tweaked her titty nipples |
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We fucked for about an hour |
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I dropped her off where |
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I found her and went for the shower |
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I got home and |
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I kicked back |
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Thought about the shower haha fuck that |
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When I woke up the very next morning |
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I was awake but my dick was snoring |
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It was whistling and shooting out smoke |
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The head was spinning like a dayton hundred spoke |
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I started shaking and sweating |
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I had a fever |
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My dick was swelled up like a faygo 2 liter |
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It was greenish with purple bungions |
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And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions |
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She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt |
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I'ma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out |
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Toxic love |
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I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely |
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Toxic love |
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Did she burn you? |
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YesDid it hurt you? |
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YesToxic love |
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I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely |
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I'm on a mission |
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I search and roam'cause my dick hole is spurting up pink foam |
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And I'm dragging my balls behind me |
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They're as big as a mailbox bumpy and slimy |
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Thank god |
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I ain't dead yet |
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My dick is crispy but my drawers are wet somehow |
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There she is on the same payphone |
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Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone |
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Wait a minute y'all hold up |
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Is that the same bitch |
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I was with she looks toe-up |
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Holy fuck nothings in place that ain't a girl at all |
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It's a barrel of toxic waste! |
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Oh lord what have |
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I done?Roxy |
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Carol is a toxic waste barrel |
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Me and my green dick headed back to the looney bin |
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I'm here to turn myself back in |
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Toxic love |
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I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely |
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Toxic love |
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Did she burn you? |
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YesDid it hurt you? |
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YesToxic love |
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I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely |
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Toxic love |
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Did she burn you? |
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YesDid it hurt you? |
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YesI still like you |
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When I inject my penis inside of you |
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My balls light up like light bulbs |
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You're green... |
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You're green and you're so warm |
