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There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know |
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We wish we had known this when we were freshmen |
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Watch out for freshmen Friday |
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The most dangerous day of the week |
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You thought you were excited for the weekend |
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But this is where your week ends |
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Four more years of obeying authority |
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Without question, don't reach super sighted |
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There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read |
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It will be time to celebrate |
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When it's time to graduate |
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Whatever you do |
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Don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school |
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Because douchebag kids will kick them over |
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We don't see why though they're really convenient |
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If a girl gives you a smile |
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Don't be deceived |
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She wants you to father her child |
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And he's probably not even cute |
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The only thing good about high school |
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Is their super badass playgrounds |
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They have the best swings ever |
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I once jumped five feet in the air |
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Four more years of obeying authority |
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Without question, don't reach super sighted |
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There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read |
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It will be time to celebrate |
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When it's time to graduate |
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To think how happy I was before I came |
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Running out of every room I walked in today |
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And the most miserable part |
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Is that it's only the first day |
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If highschool was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine |
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Then maybe high school isn't that bad |
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Because that'd be the biggest boner killer in history |
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Unless she's hot |
