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I went to church on Sunday, I swung my chariot low |
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Reached up to kiss the deacon, he said "You'd better go" |
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Trouble, I'm in trouble with him |
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Trouble's where I'm going |
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Trouble's the only place I've ever been |
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Let's buy a watermelon, swallow all the seeds |
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Forget what Mama told us, do everything we please |
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Trouble, trouble again |
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Trouble's where we're going |
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Trouble's the only place we've ever been |
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Let's pour a little whiskey, drink a little gin |
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Listen to Merle Haggard like he's loving me again |
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Trouble, I'm even in trouble with him |
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Trouble's where I'm going |
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Trouble's the only place I've ever been |
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Let's turn off the TV, I'm tired of CNN |
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Let's throw a little party, invite some sinners in |
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Trouble, trouble again |
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Trouble's where we're going |
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Trouble's the only place we've ever been |
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I'll paint your toenails baby, you paint my toenails too |
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We'll take a walk down Main Street and watch what people do |
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Trouble, let's get in trouble with them |
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Trouble's where we're going |
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Trouble's the only place we've ever been |
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There's people building prisons for people like you and me |
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Some people just can't stand people like us being free |
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Trouble, what's trouble with them |
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Trouble's where we're heading |
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Trouble's the only place we've ever been |
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Sooner or later, darling, everybody's gotta go |
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Let's you and me leave early, get a seat on the first row |
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Trouble, trouble again |
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Trouble's where we're going |
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Trouble's the only place we've ever been |
