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If they made a movie bout you and me |
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It would go straight to DVD |
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Though the music's good, |
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but the acting's not |
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There ain't no dialogue |
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and there ain't no plot |
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If they made a film about me and you |
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It would never get a good review |
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You act so smooth in the steamy scenes |
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But there ain't no fire |
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you don't know what it means |
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The movie of you and me |
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would go straight to DVD |
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The story of you and me |
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would go straight to DVD |
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Would it be a movie bout love or war |
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We don't even know what we're fighting for |
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It was sometimes good and sometimes great |
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But mostly now it's like a boring date |
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The movie of you and me |
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would go straight to DVD |
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The story of you and me |
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would go straight to DVD |
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Now there are no surprises |
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the temperature rarely rises |
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Maybe we're just pretending |
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there'll be a happy ending |
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If they made a movie bout you and me |
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It would go straight to DVD |
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Though the music's good |
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but the acting's not |
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There ain't no dialogue |
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and there ain't no plot |
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The movie of you and me |
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would go straight to DVD |
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The story of you and me |
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would go straight to DVD |
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The movie of you and me |
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would go straight to DVD |
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From the single 'If You Were A Sailboat' |